How Can I Find a Wife Without a Single Hair on My Head?

As the first lotus to cultivate into a spirit in the Tianshan Pool, Lianyu always thought the place was rich in spiritual energy and that his neighbors were as quiet as chickens. It was the perfect place to retire.

Then one day, a dim-witted fish came to live in the pool, and Lianyu had to start thinking about moving.

Many years later, a spirit asked: What kind of belief do you need to cultivate into human form as soon as possible?

Lianyu: Thanks for asking. First, you need a neighbor you can't stand but can't get rid of.

P.S. A thousand-year-old lotus spirit hero x a heroine who's a fake goldfish spirit of an unknown species.

Core theme: A romance that crosses species