
Who's Going to Be a Sucker? [Quick Transmigration]
谁要当冤种啊?[快穿]
by Sesame Taro Paste (芝麻芋泥)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- –
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- –
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Two worlds are already written. New chapters will be posted automatically from the scheduled queue at 9 p.m. every night.]
[Blurb]
The newly crowned Best Actress Xie Yingming is beautiful, long-legged, and fiery-tempered, earning her the nickname “Explosive Tyrant Flower.”
After getting drunk at a wrap party, she wakes up to discover she's been bound to a System for surviving as a cannon-fodder female supporting character.
System: We have only one mission: take the original character's place and follow the plot, doing your best to stay alive!
Xie Yingming smiles coldly. Stay alive? Get lost. I'll give them a taste of their own medicine, ruin their reputations, and make sure they never get back on their feet!
System: ???
Later, the System watches its Host effortlessly tear apart trashy men, crush fake sweethearts, out-act delicate white lotuses, stand up to the worst people, and outshine the entire crowd... It finally understands:
The Host is invincible :)
[First World: A Marriage Built on One-Sided Sacrifice]
System: Your boyfriend, whom you were planning to marry, bought a house but had no money left to renovate it. You gave him hundreds of thousands to pay for the renovations. Once the house was finished, he dumped you and married someone else in the new house...
Xie Yingming: Tear his house down. Rip up even the cement.
[Second World: A Socially Anxious Girl]
System: Your only two friends know you have severe social anxiety. They spend your money, force you to attend parties, then make fun of you in front of everyone...
Xie Yingming: Who needs friends like that? The sooner they die, the better.
[Third World: The Movie Emperor's White Moonlight Substitute]
System: You're the daughter of a tycoon, but willingly became the movie emperor's substitute for his beloved, staying by his side for five or six years. After his beloved returns from abroad, the movie emperor lets others slander, insult, and smear you...
Xie Yingming: What kind of nonsense is this? Wouldn't it be better to go home, inherit the family fortune, and support a handsome young lover?
[Fourth World: The Homeless Man's Adopted Daughter]
System: Your parents abandoned you when you were young, and a kind homeless man took you in and raised you. When you grow up, your parents want to buy a house for your younger brother, so they force you to marry an old man for the dowry. They even cripple your adoptive father when he tries to stop them...
Xie Yingming: They've got some nerve. Tsk, should I take off both their hands or both their feet? Forget it, I'll just break them all.
[Other worlds to be decided]
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[Little Scene]
System: H-Host, the Supreme God wants me to ask you for your acceptance speech for winning the Best Host award.
Xie Yingming: Give me your seat. I'm taking it!
System: ...
[TIPS]
1. This is pure face-slapping fun. The heroine is fiery-tempered and unhinged, and there are plenty of awful people. If it's not for you, please drop it. Muah!
2. I'll add more when I think of it.
Blurb archived and backed up on 2022.05.06
Coming next: Reborn in the Interstellar Era as the Foil in a Period Novel. Please add it to your collection!
[Blurb]
As the foil to the independent, self-reliant heroine of a period novel, Lin Pandi has the Three Obediences and Four Virtues, along with every ideal of a virtuous wife, engraved into her very bones.
She's her father's obedient daughter, her husband's good wife, and her son's perfect mother.
On her deathbed, Lin Pandi remembers the university admission letter her father once tore to pieces. She has only one thought:
If she gets another chance, she wants to live as herself for once.
*
When she opens her eyes again, she's in the interstellar era, as the wealthy family's true daughter, just brought back to the capital planet.
In this era, strength rules. The Three Obediences and Four Virtues are irrelevant, and no one needs to be a virtuous wife.
She stands in a magnificent reception hall. The handsome man seated in the place of honor asks coldly, “What's your name?”
Without hesitation, she answers, “Lin Suixin.”
“You are the only bloodline of Lin Jiangyou.” The man lowers his eyes, as if granting her a favor. “Obey me, and you'll become Lin Jiangyou's heir.”
Lin Suixin raises her eyes to meet her biological father's icy gaze and stubbornly replies, “I am Lin Suixin. You are Lin Suixin's father.”
“Very well,” Lin Jiangyou says with a faint smile. “Then go and announce to everyone:
This is the era that belongs to you, Lin Suixin.”
From then on, Lin Suixin begins a new life.
She is Lin Suixin, the unquestioned head of the Lin family, the Empire's celebrated beacon, and a milestone of a new era recognized across the stars.
She lives for herself.
Theme: We only live once, so we should strive to make our lives extraordinary



