Become a National Teacher in Liaozhai Fanfiction

Pre-receipt - "Transforming into a widowed NPC in a horror game" "After being sacrificed as a sacrifice to the evil god" Ruan Tao, a dabbler in the world of martial arts, is commonly known as "half-immortal". Once I traveled through time, I entered a Liaozhai fanfic. Other people's foxes in Liaozhai are like: "My benefactor's kindness in saving my life, I am willing to give my life to you." And the fox he met said: "Great Chuxing! King Chen Sheng!" Other people's fairy tales: ghost foxes repay favors, immortal turtles give treasures, and the unresolved love between humans and ghosts... His chat: "A warlock? Can you make elixirs? The kind that can't be fooled." Ruan Tao, who had just entered the world with nothing, decided to go back to the path of a semi-immortal and continue to deceive and abduct to survive. "Sir, can you tell me your fortune? Do you think I can eventually be on par with Brother Taibai by writing poems?" Ruan Tao made a casual calculation: "Yes." Unexpectedly, it was accurate! Later he found out that this man's name was Du Fu. "A girl's cry at night is often heard in the deserted house on East Street. Please do something, sir!" Ruan Tao went and drew a Taoist talisman at random, and it actually worked! Only then did he know that the girl he had enlightened with the psychic talisman was named Lin Daiyu. Today I help Huo Qubing get rid of his calamity, tomorrow he helps Wang Bo get rid of evil spirits, and the day after tomorrow he cleanses Wu Dalang's curse... Ruan Tao muddleheadedly became a slightly famous figure in the industry. One day, the eldest son Fusu's house was haunted by ghosts and he was invited to come. Ruan Tao looked indifferent: "I am very expensive." A certain eldest son: "I pledge myself to you." ——Pre-receipt——"Transform into a Widow NPC in a Horror Game"—— "Illustration" - a real-life version of the escape horror game. Legend has it that after the people selected to participate in the game pass the level, the "game" will realize their deepest obsessions. Jiang Yan, who had no desires or demands, no illness or disaster, fell into the game inexplicably after taking a nap. Others are players, but he has become an NPC. From the ghost bride waiting to be married in an uninhabited village, to the critically ill little white flower patient in an abandoned hospital; From the little lamb being put under house arrest by hunters in the lonely forest, to the sick and weak widow of the paper-making shop owner in the suburbs of Beijing... The players rushed through one level after another, and Jiang Yan rushed through one level after another. In each copy, his character is either a dead wife or a dead husband—— System: "Hey! Ask the bride-to-be about the life experience of the dead village chief's son." Player 1: "Why is this bride a man?" Player 2: "It's probably a BUG, don't worry about these details." Jiang Yan was asked a question: "Well... Uh... I didn't remember the lines! Let me tell you directly, he is a ghost." Players: "????" On the game forum: Newcomer asked: "I heard that the copy of 'Minjiang No. 423' Can easily destroy the group. How can we survive smoothly?" Player 1: "Find an NPC named Jiang Yan and hug his thigh!" Player 2: "Don't really hug me! The last person who really hugged Jiang Yan's thigh was eaten alive by a ghost, and the video looped in the forum for three days! Make him happy! Remember to make him happy!" Newcomer: "May I ask who this NPC named Jiang Yan is?" Players: "Don't ask! Asking is a BUG!" Others come to this game because of a certain obsession, but Jiang Yan comes here because he is someone's crazy obsession. [The beautiful indifferent NPC Xianyushou VS the controlling wife-protecting sliced master attack] ——"After being sacrificed as a sacrifice to the evil god"—— A radiation-like virus infection swept the world, and humans began to mutate. Humans asked the gods for help, and the sacrifice was a baby named "Lin Cu". When Lin Cu was 18 years old, the god's tentacles unbuttoned his clothes, and this regular ritual began to become special. A certain god: for mankind. A certain sacrifice: Haha. * Lin Cu - a beautiful and neurotic sacrifice. On October 1, the federal government accused Lin Cu of burning the Prime Minister's treasury and hoped that God would punish him. God: "The little sacrifice is as soft as a small white flower, how could it be set on fire?" On X month X, someone accused Lin Cu of stealing their lair and prayed to God for judgment. God: "The little sacrifice is as weak as a little lamb, how can it fight?" On X month, the federal government obtained evidence that Lin Cu was the number one smuggler in the federation and prayed to God to punish him. God: "The small sacrifice is as fragile as... What smuggling? This is called trading!" Netizen A: Does God allow this? Netizen B: Money cannot buy blindness. Netizen C: Worship God? Will God take down the federal government? It's better to give Lin Cu a thumbs-up. Victims: Oh my God! Come and strike him to death with thunder! * Eventually, the "victims" decided to band together. On X month, the Federal Court sent Lin Cu to court on the grounds of "mutant infection" and sentenced him to death for several crimes. Lin Cu was lying on the altar with his mutated fish tail swinging, waiting for the death penalty in the name of God. He stared into the abyss, and the abyss responded— A certain abyss waved its tentacles enthusiastically: "Honey! We can catch jellyfish together!" Lin Cu: "..." Everyone: "???" Victims: "I'm sorry, we'd better give you one." Intention: No matter Kunpeng or ephemera, their souls are all born romantic