Thousands of years later, the first page of the human history book will forever record—
"Always praise humanity's greatest son of the Void of Chaos;
the ever-changing God of creation;
The savior of order and peace - Wu Chao. "
(Small print: and his mad dog)
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Wu Chao - a graduate student in a "super unpopular" subject [theology].
During an ordinary religious investigation, he accidentally came into contact with a mysterious religion.
On the pure white altar, the black sheep is crying,
While recording the sacrificial process, he slipped and crashed into the altar.
From then on, he began to hear the call of some mysterious and weird things——
They said they decided to wake up in his body.
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The stars shift and the world order collapses.
In the face of extremely harsh climate, tsunamis, earthquakes, volcanoes, acid rain, viruses... Human civilization is about to be annihilated.
People began to pray to God for salvation——
Everyone: "Praise the God of Nature! Please help your believers fight against disasters!"
Wu Chao: "I'm coming!"
Everyone: "Great Mother of Healing! Please help your followers eliminate diseases!"
Wu Chao: "Got it!"
Everyone: "Supreme Lord of Outland! Please control the fission of stars!"
Wu Chao: "What a coincidence, it's me again!"
Everyone: "King of Harvest and Sleep! Please give your followers food and sweet dreams!"
Wu Chao: "Come--"
Everyone: "It's you again?!"
Wu Chao: "No..."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Wu Chao: "Not this time! You came here by mistake. I will push this person back first. You continue to pray, and I will do it again."
Everyone: "?!!!"
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From that day on, under the witness of all mankind, Wu Chao began to use the gods in his body to save the collapsing world.
He can forcibly control the sleeping godhead, but cannot completely control the awakening of the godhead. The prayers of believers will have a powerful effect on the switching of the godhead, causing [godheads] with different abilities and concepts to compete in his body.
This often caused him to fall into confusion and madness.
For this reason, "theology" has once again revived in human civilization!
At this time, for "theology" researchers and all mankind, there is only one true God they want to study——
Everyone: "Pray to Wu Chao to protect your followers!"
Wu Chao: "Let me see which one wakes up this time!"
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Human civilization returned to order and prosperity under Wu Chao's seemingly crazy and absurd operations.
All mankind began to believe in him, be obsessed with him, and yearn for him uncontrollably.
But he had to be wary of the sinister, greedy, and cunning mad dog beside him...
Wu Chao will always remember the scene when this ancient tyrant crawled out of his body——
With the prehistoric mucus and residue, He gently kissed his toes and said piously:
"I really couldn't restrain my desire for you, so I came to this world privately."
"Will you tame me?"
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"Of course, the world's waters will meet again, and the Arctic Ocean and the Nile will mingle in wet clouds. This ancient and beautiful metaphor makes this moment sacred. Even when we wander, every road leads us home."
——Hermann Hesse, "Klingsor's Last Summer"
Intention: upward