The Demon Venerable Cultivates Immortality Online [Reborn]

Blurb One: Chongyang, Demon Lord and ruler of the Three Realms, had lived for tens of thousands of years. Recently, a few very amusing things had happened. First, while wandering around the God Realm, he tripped over the karma-flame cloak he'd just made and fell from the Immortal-Slaying Platform, getting to experience what it was like for an immortal to be cast down. Second, after falling from the Immortal-Slaying Platform, he accidentally entered the cycle of reincarnation and became a little girl in a cultivation sect. Demon Lord Chongyang thought it was wonderful. He was very happy. He was happy when the cultivation disciples tucked him under an arm and ran. He was happy when the old men he'd once denounced in speeches and writings did everything they could to protect him. He was happy to take part in the Demon-Extermination Assembly. These were exhilarating, unprecedented experiences. Demon Lord Chongyang wrote a letter of commendation to the Immortal-Slaying Platform overnight and posted it throughout the seventy-two levels of heaven. On the day he attained the Dao and ascended to immortality, the Demon Lord finally understood: there was a reason the Immortal Realm flourished while the Demon Realm withered. Cultivation is so damn fun! Blurb Two: He rules the Three Realms, the supreme ruler of the Demon Realm. One careless tumble into the Immortal-Slaying Platform sent him into reincarnation, turning a towering, brawny man into a little girl overnight. On a whim, he abandoned darkness for the light and embarked on the path of cultivation. The Demon Realm's supreme ruler poured his heart and soul into attaining the Dao and ascending to immortality. A teammate who trips on flat ground, an arrogant young master, and a sect leader who is always trying to get him killed! Why did a good-for-nothing at cultivation suddenly become his right-hand man? Why did an old friend die not because of the will of Heaven, but because of a human hand? A vermilion cinnabar mark between the brows, the Changle Immortal Abode, a gigantic night-blooming cereus! Just how many secrets are hidden in the Three Realms? Tonight at seven, watch how Demon Lord Chongyang cultivates! This is a story about a Demon Lord who cultivates and a Heavenly God who cultivates demons. The Demon Lord is powerful and wildly unconventional. The Heavenly God is naive and innocent. Theme: Good and evil are matters of the heart.