Nan Lu, an S-rank bounty hunter and star hunter unaffiliated with the Alliance, spots a strange, bright-pink pinned job notice on the terminal's bulletin board one day. "Hiring someone to soothe beasts... One day of work, one million Alliance coins..." Soothe beasts, one million Alliance coins a day, posted on the bounty board? What kind of sucker put this up? Nan Lu clicks his tongue twice and casually accepts the job.
That very night, Nan Lu is caught off guard when a squad storms into the bounty hunters' building and escorts him to Alliance headquarters. Fifteen minutes later, the door to the headquarters office swings open. The newcomer wears a severe-looking Alliance uniform, a gun strapped to his wrist, and looks at him with a chilly gaze.
Another fifteen minutes later, Nan Lu stares dazedly at the adorable, bright-pink bounty hunter contract laid out in front of him.
Nan Lu: Soothe... soothe beasts?
Shan Hai, expressionless: That's me.
Nan Lu: Then where's the beast...?
Shan Hai, still expressionless: Also me.
Nan Lu: ?
The Alliance's sharpest weapon, a clueless top X an adorable, tsundere bottom from start to finish
Shan Hai is the top, Nan Lu is the bottom
#The deepest trap I've ever fallen into was yours#
Content warnings: Happy ending, one-on-one, told primarily from the bottom's perspective. The second male lead Ning Gantang and the main top Shan Hai get roughly equal page time, and the second male lead appears quite often. Little ones, stay firmly on Team Main Top, and don't let the second male lead sway you.
The characters' values do not represent the author's values, mwah.
There will be some emotional angst midway through. You can dig for sweetness in the angsty scenes. Hugs, it won't hurt (probably).
The author's logic has already died, but I'll try to make the plot hold together. Unless something unexpected comes up, there'll be an update every day at 6 p.m.
Theme: You were born real, not perfect.
Ning Gantang loves her so deeply, but you are not the main attacker, which is very pitiful. You have to be kind to Nan Lu, otherwise you will never be able to catch up with Nan Lu in your life.
Clap your hands, Nanlu is not Nanlu, Shan Hai has always loved Nanlu.
Alas, so love is so deep that it cannot be recovered. Anything that is not deep is just like. There is a big difference between like and love.
Shan Hai, my mother feels sorry for you!
Tied (then I found that the knife had already started, is it too late to run now? Lulu is so miserable 1555555
I hope Fu Di's results will get better and better and his collection will exceed 10,000!
Ah, do you want to clear your memory? Fu Di, I'm going to school this morning, why don't you give me a knife? I sincerely hope that Ning Gantang will quickly experience the severe beatings from society, and that Nan Lu and Shan Hai will be well and not torture me to the point of myocardial infarction. Thank you Fu Di. The last sentence is my wish as a new student after the start of school.
Wow, the two Nanlu and Xieta joined forces and caught the two Ninggantangs off guard! Fu Di, I'm going to school. From now on, you will only be able to get your phone on weekends. I can't bear to part with it.
Damn it, I'm scared to death. This 42-year-old Ninggantang is a bit fierce and I can't stand it. I kind of like his character. I almost thought Shan Hai would be a fool of Nan Lu. Oh my god, I'm really scared to death. It's so convoluted that I can't understand it even if I watch it twice.
Talking about the plot, Scorpion Tower should be biased towards Shan Hai, who is considered a good guy. Ning Gantang suddenly appears. I think it may not be a good thing. After all, Nan Lu's memory was wiped out because of him. This is a real hammer. There is also the same clone as Nan Lu. It's annoying. Dan Hai only likes Nan Lu and won't like fakes.