When Tsuna Holds the Script

What if, in a parallel world, Tsunayoshi were the smartest person around...

Scene One:

"Ciao! I'm the hitman Reborn."

"Sure, sure, Your Highness, the number one hitman. I won't be becoming a mafia boss, but I do hope we can get along." The Sky's smiling buff.

"Huh?"

Scene Two:

"Kufufufu! You foolish ma..."

"I'm not a mafia boss, and I don't plan to stop you. But you hurt my friend, so I'm going to beat you up."

??? The pineapple-headed guy is baffled.

After the fight--

"You owe my friends an apology." Tsunayoshi glances at his watch.

"But the people coming to arrest you will be here soon. You finally managed to escape. Aren't you going to hurry up and run?"

The Sky's smiling buff.

Double kill

Scene Three:

"Listen..."

"Can't you two just talk things out, father and son? Why do you have to resort to violence? I really don't want to become the Tenth. Why have you set your sights on me?"

"Besides, isn't the Ninth right there in that machine?"

"Aren't you going to let him out?"

The Varia: ...Why isn't this going according to the usual script?

Scene Four:

"Byakuran."

Tsunayoshi slowly puts on his gloves.

"You're both supposed to be the brains, so how come you're so stupid?"

Byakuran: Suddenly getting insulted???

Theme: May everyone be accepted.