Love and Dazai Osamu

"Ah~ Big Brother Chuuya, why did you come home so late again tonight?"

"Hey, Chuuya! Do you have to work again today? Why not come die with me instead?"

"Chuuya, you really are someone who needs saving..."

"Nakahara Chuuya, are you thinking of defying the Boss's orders too?"

If Nakahara Chuuya had to be punished for a crime, he hoped it would be by the righteous law, not by being tugged this way and that by four Dazai Osamus from a game!

"In Love with Dazai, every player gets to choose from four romance options!"

The game producer spoke with great enthusiasm: "There's a cute, mischievous younger-brother type, a witty and cheerful upperclassman, a gentle and elegant young master, and finally an overbearing CEO with a possessive streak. Each one will make players' hearts race with the happiness of romance..."

Nakahara Chuuya immediately shut off the video! Yeah, right! I don't believe a word of it!

In the game, Nakahara Chuuya wore an apron, with a whole pot of crab-meat porridge simmering on the stove. His phone was full of texts from all four of them, threatening and tempting him by turns.

As he ladled out the porridge, Nakahara Chuuya muttered curses under his breath. He didn't want to play anymore! He had the uncanny feeling that he was the one being romanced! He didn't want to date those bandage freaks, aaagh!!!

Edogawa Ranpo: "What are you going to do? Your guy doesn't seem too happy with you!"

Some Dazai: "No way! I only exist because he came up with me himself! Even if he has to get down on his knees, he'll finish conquering me!"

Soukoku, Chuuya x Dazai. Sorry for the OOC. Hope you enjoy reading!

Theme: Soukoku is real!