The Days I Passed as a Man Disguised as a Woman Disguised as a Man [Quick Transmigration]

The cover shows the protagonist's character design Gu Shi has a magical System, and it assigns him quite a few heroine roles. In a campus novel, the heroine disguises herself as a boy and enrolls in an all-boys' school (Completed) In an entertainment-industry novel, the heroine disguises herself as a boy and joins a boy band (Completed) In an infinite-flow novel, the heroine disguises herself as a boy and becomes the male lead's brother (Completed) In a master-servant novel, the heroine disguises herself as a boy and becomes the young master's attendant (Completed) In a sci-fi mecha novel, the heroine disguises herself as a boy and learns to pilot mechas (Completed) But Gu Shi is a man. He has pecs, sure, but they aren't breasts. So every day he wears silicone breast pads and pretends to be a woman, then wraps a bandage around the pads to pretend to be "a woman pretending to be a man." In every world, the male lead discovers the "fact" that he's a woman. But the male lead would never guess that the only thing they can do is cross swords. Male lead: I thought you were my brother, then I found out you were my wife, and later I discovered you were actually still my brother. I'm exhausted. Let's just cross swords. :) *Note: CP: a transmigrated-into-a-book matryoshka-doll shou × a gong who is always questioning his sexuality. HE, both are each other's first. The shou has a few screws loose early on (he's not a violent maniac, just a bit of a dummy). He gradually gets back to normal later. He went mad after suffering a shock, which has to do with his life before transmigrating, and with why the System chose him. The date I started posting this blurb for the upcoming novel: 2021.1.25 (screenshot saved for posterity) Next up, see my author page Blurb: "My Straight Childhood Friend Is Acting Weird Again Today" This is a world where multiple novels have merged. Everyone gets their own personal System when they come of age. On his eighteenth birthday, Zhou Xingmian made a wish: he wanted the strongest System, so he could join the Special Operations Bureau and fight alongside his family. The next day, he got the [More Children, More Blessings System]. The good news: the System is powerful. Like playing Pokemon, he can summon children whenever he wants and throw them at his enemies. The bad news: he's a man, and he has to raise their affection for him before he can use his adopted children in battle. His family members have the highest affection for him, so he can use... What? They're so close, so why can't he adopt his own parents? Since family members aren't eligible, Zhou Xingmian starts looking for adopted children in the wild. As it happens, his childhood friend Lu Xiaoyang has the [Straight Guy Selling Bromance System] and needs a pretend wife. Lu Xiaoyang's affection for him must be high. Zhou Xingmian can be his pretend wife, while Lu Xiaoyang becomes Zhou Xingmian's eldest son. They can each have their own way of looking at it. Lu Xiaoyang has the Straight Guy Selling Bromance System. It wants him to be both straight and gay. He needs to find a straight-guy wife he can hug and kiss. Since he's never found the right person, Lu Xiaoyang has already repeated two years of school. Today, Zhou Xingmian approaches him of his own accord. "Brother Yang, call me Dad and I'll be your wife!" Lu Xiaoyang trusts him. There's no one straighter than Zhou Xingmian in the whole world. There's no way he'd fall for him. Zhou Xingmian trusts him. There's no one straighter than Lu Xiaoyang in the whole world. There's no way he'd fall for him. They've agreed to be best friends forever, and neither of them is allowed to turn gay. After Zhou Xingmian starts school and takes in a whole bunch of adopted children, his childhood friend begins acting strangely. Only when Lu Xiaoyang corners him against a wall does Zhou Xingmian realize how serious things have gotten. Lu Xiaoyang: Why do you have so many adopted kids? What about me? What am I? Zhou Xingmian: More children, more blessings. The more adopted kids I have, the stronger I get. You're my eldest son. I even renamed you Zhou Dafu. Lu Xiaoyang: ... Zhou Xingmian: If you want to talk, then talk. Why are you getting physical? You pick a fight, then yell at me. If you've got the guts, then do me to death! Lu Xiaoyang: Fine, fine, fine! Zhou Xingmian: ?? No, not that kind of "do me"! You got it wrong, not that kind! ...Actually, that works too. There's no way a straight best friend could ever become your husband, right? Reading guide: 1. A world where multiple Systems merge + supernatural challenge arcs + everyday campus life. Pretend romance turns real. 2. HE, 1v1, both are each other's first. 3. A couple of two straight guys: a sunny, cheerful, oblivious shou × an older, tsundere gong with a strong possessive streak. 4. Romance and plot are roughly equal, and the gong and shou dote on each other. They both feel the same way. Theme: Stay steadfast and follow the right path