I love the cover my friend drew so much! Awww, I originally just wrote this casually, following my own whims, so I'm really happy. QAQ
This is ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous!
With boundless sorrow in my heart, I stand on the bridge not far from Wangshu Inn, shivering in the cold wind. Reflected in the still water below is the figure of a mature, sophisticated woman.
Transmigration is fine, OK, but what's the point of transmigrating into a game? And why wasn't I transmigrated into the Traveler, some random passerby, or a popular character? Why did I turn into a gender-swapped version of the Geo Archon?
Then I calmly wipe away my nosebleed, even though I'm supposed to be sad.
Awesome! A ten-year Zhongli fan has arrived, no invitation needed!
Amazing. Gender-swapped Zhongli is so beautiful and full of charm. I love a classical beauty!
The simple, kind people of Liyue watch as a beauty with a classical air stands alone by the river. She stays there for half an hour.
"Today, I'm still being a useless mess"
"If I ever get the chance, I'm definitely maxing out Xiao's talents"
"I deeply regret not exercising or studying Chinese properly back then"
"How can a silly shut-in become a graceful classical lady? This is urgent, answers online, please."
"A Liyue foodie's guide to eating without getting fat"
"One hundred and eighty brilliant tricks for winning over a funeral parlor attendant"
"Since I can't pretend to be an elegant beauty, I'll just keep a permanently icy expression"
A few warnings: There is a couple, with the funeral parlor attendant sister. Pure sweetness, no angst (and I'm not seriously writing a romance, either). This is purely for my own amusement. I'm hungry for the man's looks. Any out-of-character behavior is my fault. The heroine is a complete weakling and might help out in a fight. I live at school, so updates are irregular (important!). I really can go a whole week without updating.
And most importantly, the IF route will take a long time to write, and it includes angst. If you can't handle it, please skip it, because it really is a little heartbreaking. (Hides face.)
Theme: I just want to slack off and do nothing.
Ying: One day I will kill everyone who calls me Ying
Urgent update! Urgent update! I wish the author a better and better article as he writes, and I wish Hall Master Hu will win the lottery again.
Tying the check-in, good guy, my wife was so good at cooing in August last year.
Xiaoyu, you have some potential!
Why do I feel inexplicably uncomfortable? Is it because I hit my head with too many knives some time ago?
Wendy: Where's my wine :) Grandpa: Underage drinking is prohibited Wendy:
Lifetime series! I finally waited for my wife! Madam, if you don't come here, I'll drink the pigeon soup and I'll be exhausted.
Emmm, does the heroine really like girls? . . . I feel like if it's really written like that, I'd better put it in the title. . . This might be a bit of a surprise
Let the wind tell you it really sounds good≧▽≦
Smelling the smell of the knife, my hand wrote a poem uncontrollably. Returning to the original pond where fish live, thousands of years of vicissitudes of life have passed. The old friend smiled and asked if you would stay, Feihong Xuezhao was already heartless. (If the old friend refers to Zhong Yu, the picture in Zhong Yu's mind is to keep a gentle smile and ask if he can take her in. In fact, when he comes to Zhong Li, he can't control his tears. Like a small animal that has found a home, he asks Zhong Li with red eyes aggrievedly if he is willing to take him in. Zhong Li stared at the little girl who had no emotions and seemed to have lost her memory. He didn't know what she was thinking, but finally agreed to her indulgently.