After Swapping Souls with the God of Calamity

Original title: "How to Play a Proper Mafia"

Yangzi woke up one morning after transmigrating and found herself in a man's body.

The man had a flat chest, slender legs, stood 1.6 meters tall, and was handsome, young, and rich. Apart from his gender, he was exactly her ideal type!

Too bad the man's name was Nakahara Chuuya.

This was a total nightmare. Could someone tell her how to play this character without blowing her cover?

Even worse, the real Nakahara Chuuya, in her body, had appeared in this world too.

Looking at herself with short hair, a height of 1.8 meters, and a voluptuous figure, she exclaimed from the bottom of her heart, "I never knew I could look this handsome!"

After one particularly bad hangover, Nakahara Chuuya woke up to find he'd grown twenty centimeters overnight! This deeply moved Chuuya, who secretly drank milk every day and prayed at the shrine every New Year...

Not!

Why was he in a woman's body?! Was this the enemy's ability?! Damn it!!!

But, well, since he'd ended up in another woman's body, should he take responsibility for her...?

The Nakahara executive, strangely naive when it came to romance, was plunged into deep distress.

A: Did you hear? The Nakahara executive seems to have a girlfriend.

B: You mean Miss Yangzi, right? I once saw her charge into enemy territory all by herself and take down dozens of enemies. She was so cool!

A: Right, right! Miss Yangzi is so awesome. Neither of us has an ability, but whenever I get near her, I can't help breaking out in a cold sweat. It's just like being near the executive!

B: I wonder if the Nakahara executive can handle someone as amazing as Miss Yangzi...

A: True. When they're hugging, Miss Yangzi really does look like she's holding a little kid.

C: ...Shh, keep your voice down!

The real Nakahara Chuuya, who had happened to pass by and successfully switched back, clenched his fists. "You're the one who's a kid!"

[Please note]

I'm absolutely serious about putting Chuuya through the wringer! The heroine is a cosmic-level straight guy.

A young lady-style Chuuya, an emotionless blushing machine. Any OOC moments are my fault QAQ.

My writing is trash, so just read it for fun. If you enjoy it, that's a win.

Let's light a candle for Chuuya every day.

I'll add more if I think of anything...

Theme: Love wholeheartedly, protect the world, and preserve peace