I wanted to transmigrate to ancient times and become a young master from a wealthy family,
surrounded by maids,
with three wives and four concubines,
using modern knowledge and my information advantage to make a name for myself in the ancient world.
I already couldn't stand that emperor.
If I toppled him and took the throne... then the whole world would be at peace, the people would prosper, agriculture and commerce would flourish, the government would be reformed, the borders would expand, technology would advance, and we would conquer space... Hahahaha!!!!
Unfortunately, my family was confiscated.
Damn it!
Life is hard for the poor!
You never know where your next meal is coming from, and you still have to deal with forced labor.
Conscription and labor service mean you leave and never come back.
To avoid labor service and get a meal,
I went to the palace!
To become a eunuch!!
But even this takes competition?
Is it damn harder than getting into Tsinghua University??
After all that effort, I finally got in... to clean the latrines???
And now I'm being harassed????
A eunuch's life is miserable.
Mentally and physically, you're hungry all the time and constantly beaten.
My only friend is a concubine in the Cold Palace.
I scrape by on the copper coins I secretly keep from selling handkerchiefs for her.
The emperor is arrogant, conceited, and contemptuous of everyone, yet mediocre at everything... He often sends people to mock me.
But I'm a eunuch. I can't take his place.
I can only put a new emperor on the throne.
As it happens, it's the twelfth lunar month, and the emperor's uncle is coming to the capital to pay his respects...
Theme: Even with a terrible hand, you still have to play the cards you're dealt.
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