Harry Potter Fanfiction: The World Has Gone Mad

The world really is crazy, so she transmigrated…

Transmigration really makes no sense, so she somehow ended up transmigrating…

To Fred Weasley of Gryffindor,

Honestly, you’re very good at pranks. But she can only like you as a brother. Do you really think your school friendship with her could ever be deeper than the bond she and I share as childhood friends? There’s no future for the two of you!

Yours, from Slytherin,

Draco Malfoy

To Mr. Riddle,

I hear you’re supposedly the second Slytherin genius after the Dark Lord. Given the bitter relationship between you two, I think you’ll only end up enemies. Isn’t it depressing for lovers to be at odds with each other?

So let her go while you still can, and leave her to me.

Yours sincerely,

Fred Weasley

Dear young master of the Malfoy family,

I have two pieces of advice for you. First, she isn’t interested in arrogant types. She might be interested if you turned into a loyal puppy. But with your natural talents, I’m sure that would take a few thousand years. Second, stop embarrassing yourself by thinking your Veela blood is all that impressive. Your Slytherin blood is not yours to defile.

So I’m writing this letter in all sincerity to tell you to back off and stop pursuing her.

Yours truly,

Tom Marvolo Riddle

That’s the end of the blurb~

A sincere warning before you start reading:

1. This story may update slowly, but I will never abandon it.

2. This isn’t BL or GL, it’s a normal BG romance…

3. The original plot will be changed.

4. The protagonist is tragically someone who doesn’t follow trends and read books or watch movies.

5. The original characters in this story may be seriously out of character, so proceed with caution [Warning!].

6. Draco is out of character. He’s been set up as a sarcastic snarker = =+|||b [Warning! Warning!!!]

[Announcement]

Since I couldn’t get into a certain extremely awful and difficult high school,

I’m sorry to announce that this story might…

Be abandoned? That’s impossible =_,=

…It’ll just update even more slowly…

[All right, I know you’re actually calm because I’ve always updated slowly, right?

Once again, this story won’t be abandoned, just updated slowly. It’s another test of your patience [beaten by the PLA].

Please look forward to the day I return after this school term, during summer vacation.

Thank you all for your support.

[I’ve read so many stories with slow updates, and it’s so frustrating when they all say the same thing about testing your patience. I’m already used to it TAT]

All right, I’ll do my best

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March 20, 2012

I’m truly very sorry. If I still haven’t updated a year from now, please feel free to abandon this story QAQ. Something very difficult has happened at home, so I won’t be able to update for a while. I may be able to update again in the future. I’m truly, truly sorry, everyone [bows]