Yan Qiuyue is still picking through trash on the street when a person with an otherworldly air suddenly approaches. "Child, you seem full of ambition. How about I take you on as my disciple?"
Yan Qiuyue looks over at the old man beside her. "Yan Jiansheng, am I supposed to save the world now? That's how it goes in cultivation novels."
A withered leaf rides the autumn breeze and brushes past Yan Jiansheng's face. Shamelessly, he says, "Yue'er, if I weren't afflicted with an illness, I would surely be the greatest immortal under heaven by now. So go fulfill the wish we share, you and I, this old man."
And so Yan Qiuyue is muddleheadedly "kidnapped."
First day on the mountain: "Kid, want a handsome face? Let me show you my disguise technique."
One month on the mountain: "Kid, can you take a beating?"
One year on the mountain: "Old Shen, where are you? I'm lost!"
Five days lost: "Fellow Daoist, wait! I hear you're lost. Why not come with me?"
Theme: Immortals are like people, and people are like immortals.
