The Sword Sect’s Big Shot Is Impossible to Flirt With

A cool, proud, and aloof righteous cultivator gong X a troublemaking big shot from the ghost realm shou.

Su Ziyue managed the ghost realm for eight hundred years. The hundreds of cultivation sects wanted him dead, and in the end, he met a violent end.

Reborn as a good-for-nothing righteous disciple with nothing but a pretty face, he is entrusted by his unreliable master to the foremost figure among the righteous sects: his sworn enemy.

My friend, am I really supposed to warm your bed, too?

Han Rang is the aloof, ascetic Sword Saint revered by the hundreds of cultivation sects. No one knows that since he was young, he has loved one person: a heartless liar.

At last, one day, that liar falls into his hands. He is going to teach him how to be a decent person all over again.

[Scene 1: You Don't Get It]

Han Rang lowers his eyes sadly and says in a trembling voice, "Fine. From now on, your life and death have nothing to do with me!"

Su Ziyue grins. "Don't be so heartless! You mean that in this life, you won't be my enemy anymore."

Han Rang: "I don't want to stand against you." I want to stand by your side.

Su Ziyue: "You lost, so you have to go over there."

[Scene 2: How Do You Still Not Get It?]

Han Rang, nervous: "This matching lock is my family's token of betrothal. It represents a promise to be together for a lifetime. Here, it's for you."

Su Ziyue sighs softly. "You give me a longevity lock when I'm already eight hundred years old? You must be hinting that I'm getting old. Hmph, meanie."

[Scene 3: No More Waiting, Let's Get Right to It]

Han Rang: "No getting into bed until you've taken a bath!"

Su Ziyue: "I'm tired. I'm not taking one!"

Han Rang: "I'll wash you. Does that feel good? This is my first time."

Su Ziyue: "..." What kind of scandalous talk is this?!

* One-on-one, happy ending

* A slow burn, the kind that starts with holding hands

Theme: I stand by your side.