Jujutsu Kaisen: I Was [Censored] by the Top Host

[CP: Toji Fushiguro from Jujutsu Kaisen. If anyone acts out of character, blame the author, sob.]

Blurb:

Everyone goes through a rebellious phase, right?

After running away from home, I decided to do something a rebellious girl would do: go to a bar for the first time in my life.

And somehow it turned into this.

No, why is this a host club? Sure, technically, it is a place where you can drink. But for someone who's never even been to karaoke, isn't this a bit much? I skipped easy mode and went straight to the final boss.

Ah, a host helped pay my bill because I couldn't afford it.

He got me drunk and took me home to "make it official"? That's what he says, but did it really happen? I don't remember a thing.

Guess I'll have to pay him back.

When did he already meet my parents? They like him, and now all that's left is for me to sign the marriage registration form?

*

"Your family has already agreed. All you have to do is sign the marriage registration form."

"I was only trying to swindle a few million out of you. 'Take this money and get the hell away from my daughter' is how it's supposed to go, isn't it? I didn't expect your family to agree so easily. No wonder you ran away from home. Tsk, tsk, tsk."

"How could that possibly happen! This isn't some romance novel! I'm just as curious as you are about why they agreed so easily! Aren't you a host? Besides, isn't it obvious you're marrying me for my money?"

"So you don't want to marry me?"

"Hand it over."

"What?"

"The marriage registration form."

"That's more like it."

Theme: In life, having fun is what matters most.