Master Duan Shui's Daily Routine [Puishu]

——Please accept the columns "My Artists Are All Little Animals" and "Hidden Neptune's Love Complex Shura Field"—— The sudden coma gave Gu Wenshu a memory of his past. It turned out that he had come through a book, and this world was just a novel, full of bloody things. As the cannon fodder tyrant in this book, he has everything a scumbag should have: he has a Bai Yueguang whom he cannot love, and a substitute who is physically and mentally abused by him. What's even more exciting is that this substitute is the protagonist of this book. As expected, the protagonist was darkened, and even teamed up with the unbearable Bai Yueguang to steal everything from him, causing his reputation to be ruined and despised by thousands of people. Fortunately, the protagonist Shou has just been taken home, and all the tragedy has not begun yet. Gu Wenshu felt that it was still too late to save him. The abused protagonist hates him? Then be nice to others. Does the favored Bai Yueguang despise him? Then just stay away. So that night, Bai Yueguang, the sweetheart who had just been invited to sleep with him, was rushed back to his room by Gu Wenshu holding a pillow. When he turned around, he saw Gu Wenshu going to the protagonist's place... Since then, all the former favorites have been separated, and everything has been divided into two parts, even Gu Wenshu's attention. Gu Wenshu, who had prepared two copies of everything, felt that there would be no problem this time. He was a fair and just brother who always had a bowl of water. As a result, the changed plot became even more strange: The protagonist Zha Gong always wants to force him to wear a skirt. It turned out that the warm-hearted senior had been monitoring and spying on him. Faced with this increasingly perverted plot, Gu Wenshu felt that his well-behaved and kind-hearted Bai Yueguang was better. As a result, Bai Yueguang locked him in the room, blindfolded him, and asked him sinisterly and paranoidly, "Why can't you just like me? When you were a kid, you were the only one who loved me." Gu Wenshu, whose water bowl was completely overturned: Wuwuwu, shouldn't you hate me? He is dedicated to being a master of Duan Shui but always falls over and suffers. He doesn't want to be slowly criticized by Duan Shui and has hundreds of millions of points of tea. Lightning protection guide: 1. There is a male partner, but it is 1V1 from beginning to end, and the attack is Bai Yueguang Chi Mo Bai. 2. There will probably be a sub-CP, but the main text will account for very little, and extra chapters may be written. ——Column pre-received articles please collect—— "The Hidden Sea King's Love Shura Field" Jin Li didn't expect that he would be selected as an amateur guest after helping a friend to upload a variety show blog. The key is that this is a love variety show. Konri, who was born single, didn't want to participate, but the director gave her too much! Anyway, as an amateur with no highlights, Jinli just needs to be an indifferent background. This is what Jinli thinks. But when he met the guests on the show, things started to go wrong. Top little milk dog: "I finally found you!" Extreme sports anchor: "Do you remember me?" Cold-faced ascetic bartender: "Can I make you another drink?" Facing three pairs of hot eyes, Jinli smiled confusedly, feeling panicked in his heart: Ah... Who are these? According to the requirements of the program, Jin Li must choose a roommate for the first stage. Jin Li, who has a baby on his back, decisively chooses the mysterious guest who has not yet appeared. Later, a certain CEO was jealous: "We have booked a baby kiss, why should they fight with me?" Jin Li: ... Ah, destroy it, he shouldn't be in this romance! Purpose: A person must be fair and just