I Want to Scumbag the Scumbag [Quickly Wear It]

——Please accept the column "Send You a Crematorium"—— Copywriting of this article: Bai Cha likes cookies, and has memorized all kinds of routines. Once, a friend tricked him into reading this stupid and cheap article. He was so angry that he died of anger in the middle of the night. As a result, his eyes went dark and he was bound to the system. As a result, the style of writing and painting that was originally supposed to be scumbag suddenly changed. World 1: Zha Gong: He is my favorite Bai Yueguang. Compared with him, are you worthy? White Tea: Oh, that's just right. Let me introduce this to my family's little green tea. World 2: Scumbag: Position yourself correctly, you are just a gadget of mine. Bai Cha: Well, you are just a substitute I found. Let's get to know each other. This is my Bai Yueguang. World 3: Scumbag: Although I broke you, I have to get married. You will always be with me, right? Bai Cha: What are you thinking about? Have I ever liked you? This is the person I have always liked. Who do you think you are? Xizizi packed up the scumbag and threw it into the harmful trash can. Bai Cha was snatched away by the big-tailed wolf as soon as he turned around. Bai Cha: Wait, this little Green Tea, Bai Yueguang, boyfriend, aren't you just a tool? Big tail wolf:_(:з∠)_ White tea:… A group of people who have a thousand layers of tricks in their hearts but are actually innocent. Whatever you say is what you say, but you must only love me. Attributes are variable. ——Column request for payment—— "The Slow Koi's Love Shura Field" Jin Li didn't expect that he would be selected as an amateur guest after helping a friend to upload a variety show blog. The key is that this is a love variety show. Konri, who was born single, didn't want to participate, but the director gave her too much! Anyway, as an amateur with no highlights, Jinli just needs to be an indifferent background. This is what Jinli thinks. But when he met the guests on the show, things started to go wrong. Top little milk dog: "I finally found you!" Handsome extreme sports anchor: "Do you still remember me?" Cold-faced ascetic bartender: "Can I make you another drink?" Facing three pairs of hot eyes, Jinli smiled confusedly, feeling a panic in his heart: Huh? Who are these? After getting to know each other, Jin Li, who had no love experience, said it didn't matter. It was just a one-time relationship. They couldn't all like him, right? Then he discovered that eight out of ten of the top-notch little milk dogs' music were composed for him; The handsome anchor once planted a sea of flowers for him; Every page of the ascetic bartender's diary is filled with obsessive and morbid feelings for him. And a certain cold-hearted CEO who is rumored to be not close to love said childishly: "We have arranged a baby kiss, why should they fight with me?" Jin Li: ... Ah, destroy it, he shouldn't be in this romance! Please accept the column "Send You a Crematorium": This is the third time that Gu Shiyun has entered this bloody and scumbag novel. In this book, the protagonist Shou has an "unforgettable" love with three men. In the first relationship, he was a canary without dignity. In the second relationship, he was Bai Yueguang who was mistaken as a substitute. In the third relationship, he was the victim of the love game. Unfortunately, Gu Shiyun traveled through time and became the protagonist. After two time travels, this time he just wanted to "escape" as soon as possible, get rid of the scumbag, and welcome a new life. So, Gu Shiyun began to try his best to stay away, and said to Zha Gong No. 1: "Didn't you send me to Mr. Lin? We have no relationship anymore." To Zha Gong No. 2: "You go find Bai Yueguang, I really don't have anything to do with it." To Zha Gong No. 3: "I know you are just having fun, so when do we break up?" When the scumbag attackers suddenly realized that they could not live without that person for a long time, Gu Shiyun was already standing on the deck of the cruise ship with determination, jumped off with a smile, and disappeared completely in front of their eyes. They turned Jiangcheng upside down, and when they finally found a glimmer of hope, Gu Shiyun had changed his identity and became a talented writer in Beicheng. Behind him was the leader of Beicheng's Lu family. The rumored young man was smiling proudly and snorting. Small Theater: A certain "little puppy": They are all such scumbags. They don't respect my brother at all. It's all my fault. I should have found you earlier. Scumbags:... A free and easy beauty is attacked by a sinister boss disguised as a puppy Intention: Love life, be self-reliant and self-reliant