I Went Viral After Reincarnating as a Vase Beauty

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[PS: The characters are not based on real people.]

Shen Ming, hailed as the Grim Reaper of the apocalypse, died and woke up again as Shen Shuming, a disgraced, vase-like actress ranked somewhere beyond the eighteenth tier in a peaceful world.

To fill her stomach, Shen Ming declared that she would take any job!

And so, the famous beauty in a vase began to dominate screens across the internet.

The variety show Actors' Arena invited her to join, giving her a role designed to doom her.

Shen Ming: Oh, I just have to play someone's supporting role and mess up my performance? Easy.

On the day of the live competition, Shen Ming, peach-blossom pretty and alluring, performed a scene as a concubine getting drunk. Then she accidentally punched through a solid wooden table.

The audience: ...!

W-wasn't Yang Guifei supposed to be so delicate that a maid had to help her up?

Are you sure she isn't some female warrior who just came down from Mount Liang?

The variety show Let's Travel Together invited her to join, giving her a role as a troublesome diva.

Shen Ming: Oh, I just have to act a little delicate? Easy.

But when the vase-like beauty, graceful as a willow in the breeze, carried two suitcases by herself, climbed the stairs four or five times in high heels without so much as a wobble, and then stood before the cameras with a blank expression and said in a coy voice, "I'm so tired," the audience was left speechless.

The audience: ...!

At least pretend to pant or break a sweat!

Can't you see the sunny, muscular young star next door has started trembling?

The variety show Leisurely Days invited her to join, giving her a CP script.

Shen Ming: Oh, I just have to confess to Movie Emperor Lu? Easy.

In the first episode, Shen Ming hefted a huge axe and skillfully chopped wood, started a fire, and single-handedly worked three mu of land. Then, in front of a crowd, she bit into a corn cob and said to Movie Emperor Lu with a blank face, "I like you."

The audience: ...?

If you'd just smile a little and slow down while eating that corn, we'd actually believe you!

Movie Emperor Lu, who had no idea how many times Shen Ming had used him to get attention, watched her with narrowed eyes for a long time before smiling. "Then let's start dating today."

The variety show's premiere shattered ratings records and brought the entire internet to a standstill.

The internet started taking bets on when the CP would split up.

But then the vase-like beauty joined a wilderness survival show and carried the whole cast, performed her own smooth, natural action scenes in movies without ever using a stunt double, gallantly stepped in to defend an actress who was being bullied, and won the Best Actress award. When that man proposed to her in public, everyone finally understood: this CP was locked in for good.

Coming soon: The Nation's Little Sister Is the God of Wealth

Jin Baozhu was a little god of wealth who had not yet officially started her job.

The moment she opened her eyes, she became an unlucky little girl who had been kidnapped at three, lost her adoptive parents to illness at seven, and was finally found at ten by her supposed wealthy birth parents, only for their family to go bankrupt right after she came home!

Her instant noodles came without seasoning packets, there were stones in her rice, and people bumped into her whenever she walked down the street.

Then, on her twentieth birthday, disaster fell from the sky and she died.

Only after looking into it did Jin Baozhu discover that the unlucky girl's fate should have promised long life, good fortune, and a carefree life. But a thing called a System had sucked it all away and given it to someone else!

If she wanted to start her job smoothly, Jin Baozhu had to investigate what had happened and expose the System.

As it happened, her biological older brother, who had been dragged down by the unlucky girl and forced to become a child actor, had landed a spot on a variety show called Travel with Big Brother. It filmed celebrities spending time with each other's younger sisters, and he invited her along.

Jin Baozhu learned that the show might have a clue, so she immediately agreed to go with him.

On her first day on the show, before Jin Baozhu could figure out what the System inhabiting another girl was, she was immediately drawn to the purple aura pouring from her new older brother.

Jin Baozhu: !!!

A child of fortune, beloved by the Heavenly Dao!

When her new older brother first saw Jin Baozhu, the golden light shimmering around her nearly blinded him. He couldn't help reaching out to touch her hair.

Everyone nearby gasped and hurriedly stepped back in unison.

Jin Baozhu: ???

What was it? Was the fortune of a child favored by the Heavenly Dao not strong enough, or was the Rejoice shampoo she used last night just too good at making her hair silky?

Everyone knew that Huo Sui had been incredibly lucky since childhood. Everything he acted in became a hit, but the people around him were prone to misfortune.

Even so, a steady stream of people loved him.

Ye Yunxi, who loved him as much as her own life, was no exception. After being reborn, she bound herself to a luck System and immediately selected him as her target for siphoning fortune.

At the age of twenty, Ye Yunxi got her wish and joined the show Travel with Big Brother, brimming with confidence that she could get close to him and become the one and only exception by his side.

Who could have guessed that, at their first meeting, Huo Sui would team up with another girl, while Ye Yunxi fell flat on her face?

Ye Yunxi: ?????

Theme: Everyone will eventually become the best version of themselves.