The Pretty Boy Who Fell Into a Green Tea Novel

My next novel is Everyone's Least Favorite Gets Famous on a Dating Show After His Divorce. Expected to launch in May. Please add it to your favorites!

Ye Huai transmigrates into an old-school, melodramatic danmei novel, becoming a cannon-fodder character used to drive the villain over the edge. His only purpose is to make the protagonist's future boss fight harder and give the protagonist another dazzling halo.

At first, the villain is merely a poor little thing who's blind. Not only is he exploited by his family, he's also verbally abused and beaten by the cannon fodder.

Years of oppression twist the villain's heart and awaken his hatred, sending him down the path of villainy.

Ye Huai clearly remembers the day the cannon fodder gets written out. He hides in a closet, shivering and afraid to make a sound. The villain holds a knife in his hand, its tip dripping with blood, and murmurs in a demonic voice from the darkness:

"Open the door. Let me in."

The cannon fodder gets written out, and Ye Huai drops the novel.

We're all just tools. Why should we have to serve the protagonist?

After transmigrating into the book, Ye Huai immediately seeks out the villain before he turns evil. He decides to help him clear away every obstacle, so he can grow up healthy and strong surrounded by love and care, and absolutely never become a stepping stone on the protagonist's path to success.

Ye Huai takes the villain's hand and shields him in his arms.

"Just focus on doing what you want. I absolutely won't let anyone walk all over you."

[Casually hides the bloodstained cuff behind his back.] [Yu Pingchuan puts away his vicious expression.]

With tears glistening in his eyes and soft, delicate breaths, he nods weakly.

Later, the villain still turns evil.

Ye Huai, eyes glistening with tears and looking delicate and vulnerable, is held captive by Yu Pingchuan.

A familiar yet unfamiliar demonic whisper sounds in his ear...

"Spread your legs and let me in."

Since I've been caught in the rain, no one else gets to hold an umbrella.

Don't Go Near My Poor Little Thing.

Back! Back! Back! Back! Back!

#I'mBlindQAQ,JustKidding^_^

Reader's Guide:

1. One-on-one romance, both characters are virgins, a little face-slapping, and all the gossip is sweet.

2. VB: Senbling.

3. How about adding this to your favorites?

4. If you're a glass-hearted reader, you're allowed to say my writing is bad, but I'll be sad QAQ.

5. The cover uses a template.

A friend's novel recommendation:

Campus danmei: My Rival Always Wants to Meddle in My Business by Huai Nanzhi

Upcoming novel: Everyone's Least Favorite Gets Famous on a Dating Show After His Divorce

Three years ago, Lu Jue chose to get married and retire at the peak of his career.

His career crashed overnight. His fans turned against him, and the whole internet cursed him. Lu Jue was labeled a hopeless romantic.

Three years later, Lu Jue posts an update announcing he'll appear on the hit dating show National Romance. At the same time, he changes his relationship status on his profile to single.

The internet is stunned. Netizens rush to Xie Yuanxing's Weibo account in unison, telling him to keep his wife in line.

Xie Yuanxing replies from his real account: We've divorced. Don't drag me into this.

The trending topics explode.

The production team makes an official announcement: Alongside Lu Jue, the cast includes his former teammate Ji Chengfeng, who once went everywhere with him but later became a sworn enemy.

Even more unbelievably, Lu Jue's husband, or rather, ex-husband Xie Yuanxing, will appear on the show as an observer!

The show hasn't even aired yet, but the anticipation is already sky-high.

[What kind of spectacular love-triangle showdown is this? That network sure knows how to make a show!]

[Is this a showdown between the new guy and the childhood sweetheart? I'm already excited!]

[Lu Jue really is committed to being a hopeless romantic. He gets divorced and goes on a dating show the very next moment?]

Faced with the whole internet questioning him, Lu Jue sneers dismissively. After three years of living like a monk, he's finally free. All he wants now is to be himself again.

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Episode one.

Lu Jue lounges half-reclined on a sofa, smiling at the camera with a slight curl of his lips. His air of vulnerability and wifely charm sweeps over the audience, and countless netizens scramble to claim a spot in line to marry him.

His former teammate, newly crowned Best Actor Ji Chengfeng, sheds his abstinent facade. He looks at Lu Jue like a wolf that can never be sated.

Yet the image of the two of them standing together is so beautiful it's breathtaking.

Fans go wild shipping them: Pick him! Pick him! Pick him!

In the second episode, the production team deliberately stirs up trouble, forcing Lu Jue and his ex-husband Xie Yuanxing together to create a buzz.

Unexpectedly, Ji Chengfeng barges in. Right in front of Xie Yuanxing, he puts an arm around Lu Jue's shoulders and waist and whispers in his ear, acting incredibly intimate.

Embarrassed and furious, Lu Jue pulls Ji Chengfeng into an empty corner and warns him in a low voice. Instead, Ji Chengfeng pins him against the wall.

His cool fingertips knead the soft flesh of Lu Jue's ear. Ji Chengfeng leans close, his thin lips almost touching the corner of Lu Jue's reddened eye. "Weren't you the one who used me to get away from your ex-husband? What, you're not going to let me collect a little interest?"

A camera in the corner quietly swivels.

The video is exposed, and the fans go wild.

The fan community for their pairing, dormant for three years, springs back to life, sending Lu Jue and Ji Chengfeng straight to the top of the trending topics.

Extra scene:

The whole internet is shipping Lu Jue and Ji Chengfeng, while Xie Yuanxing, eyes red, begs like a dog for Lu Jue to look back at him just once.

@Xie Yuanxing: Honey, I know I was wrong. Please come back to me?

Ji Chengfeng coaxes an exhausted Lu Jue to sleep, then picks up his phone and reposts Xie Yuanxing's Weibo.

@Ji Chengfeng: Watch your words. He's my wife now.

Cool and aloof wife-type bottom x abstinent Best Actor top

Theme: Treating others well is treating yourself well.