I Crush the Cultivation World with My Health Bar

[My new novel, I’m Crushing the Cultivation World with Secret Identities, is now underway] Blurb One: While playing the online game Return of the Myriad Realms, Yan Luoyue transmigrates into the cultivation world as a tiny turtle, newly hatched into the Turtle Clan. Luckily, her System account loads along with her, and the skill books and equipment in her inventory are still there. However, a bug appears in her account information. As the years pass, Yan Luoyue watches her health bar grow longer and longer without limit. Every year on her birthday, another zero is added to her health bar. In her first year after transmigrating, Yan Luoyue uses every divine artifact she owns, just to keep herself from choking to death on someone’s spit. In her tenth year, Yan Luoyue removes all her equipment and wanders around the clan’s forbidden grounds. The sealed demons and monsters surround her and hack away for three days and three nights, until they collapse, exhausted and foaming at the mouth. In her hundredth year, Yan Luoyue looks up and discovers that her health bar stretches across the entire continent. Someone asks Demon Venerable Yan, “Isn’t it lonely being invincible?” Yan Luoyue answers kindly, “Silly child, how could being invincible be lonely? It’s awesome.” Blurb Two: Wu Manshuang is poisonous all over, the last Teng Snake in the world. The closer people get to him, the more deeply they are poisoned. So Wu Manshuang wraps himself up from head to toe. He hides inside a pitch-black cloak, keeping his distance from every living thing. He thinks he’ll spend his whole life alone like this, until A young woman’s slender, warm palm touches his cheek. “Your health-draining debuff is pretty strong, huh?” Wu Manshuang hurriedly knocks her hand away. “Do you have a death wish?” “What are you afraid of?” The girl smiles at him, completely unconcerned. “I’m a lot stronger than you.” From then on, the little snake curls softly around the turtle’s shell. And then... The mythical Black Tortoise appears in the mortal realm. Reading notes: 1. My own take on cultivation, with plenty of original worldbuilding. 2. A long progression fantasy with a slow-burn style. 3. An ensemble cultivation story. 4. Please don’t mention other authors’ books in the comments here, or mine in their comments. Thank you! Preorder My Secret Identities Crush the Cultivation World. Please visit my author page and add it to your collection: There is a cultivation technique that allows cultivators to create external avatars by sacrificing a complete part of their body. Because the technique is so cruel, it has always been forbidden. Until one day, Mei Yongxue happens to find it in a corner of the library. First, Mei Yongxue sacrifices her entire appendix and gets Secret Identity No. 1. Then she sacrifices two decayed wisdom teeth and gets two more secret identities. Later... Mei Yongxue: One of my cells counts as “a complete part of my body,” right? * Seven hundred billion cells die in the human body every day. Mei Yongxue creates 700 secret identities a day. At last, one day, she single-handedly becomes a top sect in the cultivation world :) An elder from Chengyang Sect asks her in person, “Fellow Daoist, how did you make your sect so prosperous?” Mei Yongxue replies sincerely, “The whole sect needs to work together, united as one. Most importantly, recruit 700 excellent disciples every day who are absolutely loyal.” The elder: “...” I can’t do that. Goodbye. A certain man surnamed Jiang, who also loves secret identities, has something to say about this. He’ll never forget the first time he visited, when more than three hundred Mei Yongxues all turned their heads in unison and stared at him. Friend, are those secret identities? You’ve opened a whole clothing store! Blurb Two: Jiang Hengyun is the greatest master of disguise in the cultivation world. He once disguised himself as a wandering hero and hit it off at first sight with a proud, aloof swordsman he’d just met. He traded his thousand-gold fur coat for three jars of “Thousand-Day Drunk,” and they drank together. He also once posed as a frail scholar, quietly watching the flickering campfire as he counted raindrops falling from the cave ceiling, staying up all night to keep watch over the woman he secretly loved. And once, while disguised as a blind girl to investigate a case, he was led by a kindly old man straight into a dangerous demon lair. Then one day, Jiang Hengyun learns that the woman he secretly loves, the soulmate who shares his refined tastes, and the white-bearded old man who once helped him have all been forced to join a mysterious sect that appeared out of nowhere. Jiang Hengyun: “!!!” How outrageous! That sect has gone too far! That night, Jiang Hengyun disguises himself as a disciple of the sect and sneaks into a gathering of its students. The moment he joins the party, he realizes every disciple present has turned to stare directly at him, their expressions complicated. Jiang Hengyun: “...” Afterward, Jiang Hengyun puzzles over it for ages. “How did you recognize me?” Mei Yongxues xN: “You put a kiwi in a box full of eggs. How did you think we wouldn’t notice?” Later... Jiang Hengyun: “Huh? So you were the old man?” Jiang Hengyun: “What? So you were my sworn brother too?” Jiang Hengyun: “Whew, at least the only woman I’ve ever secretly loved was you, too.” Preorder Two: The Ancients Watch My Livestream Every Day [Ancient to Modern] Yun Gui, the daughter of a general, is struck by an arrow and collapses from exhaustion while defending her city. When she opens her eyes again, she finds herself in a brand-new world: the Blue Nation. She gets bound to a livestreaming system that lets her broadcast modern life to the ancient world. It also opens a channel for transporting goods, allowing items and technology to pass between the two worlds. One day, when enemy forces lay siege to a city in the Heng Dynasty, they spot a livestreaming mirror in the sky. During the first broadcast, countless fiery meteors rain down from above, terrifying the enemy soldiers and sending them fleeing, abandoning their armor and weapons. “Divine punishment! It must be divine punishment!” Yun Gui: It’s all special effects, thanks to modern technology. With an IMAX screen and 3D effects, you can experience a meteor shower as if you were really there. Some time later, precious gems of every color become fashionable among the elite of the Heng Dynasty. The gems are about as big as fingertips, so dazzling that no one can take their eyes off them. They’re widely praised among the nobility and worth a fortune. Yun Gui: They’re all synthetic gems, actually. Praise modern technology. Rubies cost twenty yuan each. Is it too much to say I’m making a mere ten kilos of gold off you? Yun Gui uses the gold she receives to buy fertilizer, cement, and harvesters. With her livestream tutorials guiding them step by step, the villagers’ crop yields soar! One day, the two worlds make contact. Blue Nation: “The Heng Dynasty is chopping down this magnificent old-growth forest just to build houses out of timber? Stop the project. We’ll buy the trees you’ve already cut down, and teach you our latest brickmaking technology. We’ll provide the materials and machinery!” Blue Nation: “So the legendary Sacred Flame, which burned for three hundred years in your history books, was actually a huge oil field! The records say the whole oil field burned away, but we can’t let this opportunity pass.” “We’ll take over the oil field, and in return, we’ll teach you how to drill for oil!” * Energy powers the future; technology transforms lives. Tractors travel across the vast land, the sound of children reciting lessons fills the schools, and rice and roast meat appear on ordinary people’s tables... Life in the Heng Dynasty grows better and better. Many years later, Yun Gui says proudly, “I have two homelands in my life: the Heng Dynasty and the Blue Nation.” The blurb has been screenshotted. Theme: Have faith. You’ll always meet the person who suits you best.