HP: My Hufflepuff, Ahhh!

A bit of crackfic, really. This world is perfectly safe. Just remember to find somewhere good to hide when there’s thunder. But why, why did I die even though I was behaving and staying home?

To put it simply, an unlucky kid gets struck by lightning, then goes to HP... Then spends a miserable life wishing to get into Hufflepuff but failing.

The proper version: A kid gets caught in the crossfire through sheer bad luck, and, helplessly, is reincarnated as a little wizard in a magical world. He struggles to keep from being dragged into the plot and a miserable life.

Things to keep in mind while reading:

1. This is my first long story, so there may be bugs in places. I know, but fixing them makes my head feel like it weighs a ton. Feel free to point them out, and I’ll write some extras to make up for them after the story is finished. As for the major flaws... sob... It really is my first time, so please go easy on me!

2. I absolutely hate the original Gryffindor quartet, so these four will have no redeeming qualities whatsoever in my story. Those of you who like the quartet, please read with caution! - - If you do come in and feel like cursing me out, please go easy on me, sob... Don’t be too harsh!

3. I’m not too fond of Dumbledore, the old honeybee, either. This very politically astute “headmaster” will only serve as comic relief in my hands. I won’t kill him off again, but he won’t have an easy time of it.

4. I really like Professor Snape. But I’m no good at writing sharp-tongued characters, so I can’t do the professor justice... I can only watch him cry. Still, he’ll be happy.

5. This is really just a silly, fluffy story. I can’t write anything too serious, so it’s turned into a rather snarky bit of fluff. Please read with caution! Also, transformation is my dream, and crackfic is my habit... - - I admit I’m no good at writing blurbs. Honestly... I’m just a good-for-nothing...

6. ...Brickbats are the whip that drives me forward, and comments are my motivation. But, sob, I’m a lurker myself, so I don’t expect much. I just hope you’ll drop by and say hello when you have time. I’d be ever so grateful! I can take criticism, but I’ll still get my feelings hurt, sob. So if you do throw a brickbat, please go easy on me... Have pity on this poor soul, whose heart and body are both terribly fragile!

7. I absolutely will not abandon this story, and I promise to update daily, right on schedule. There’ll be an extra story at the end of each arc, and sometimes extras in between. So don’t worry about taking the plunge!

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