[The outline fell apart, and I can't keep writing this now]
Long Buxue, a dragon from the True Dragon Clan in the cultivation world, opens his eyes in the interstellar era and somehow becomes a guide NPC.
After accidentally entering the competition grounds, Long Buxue hasn't even figured out his lines as a guide before a hundred contestants surround him and attack. Mecha cannons bombard him without warning.
Contestants: What kind of trash NPC is this? Why won't it die?
Long Buxue looks at his hair, curled by the explosions. "Young people, you know nothing about power."
On the first day of the 2,333rd Interstellar Championship, all one hundred contestants fail to defeat the NPC and are eliminated on the spot. NPC Long Buxue advances instead, taking a contestant's place and continuing in the championship.
The whole interstellar world is in an uproar.
From that day on, because Long Buxue has entered the Interstellar Championship, the competition rules that had stood for thousands of years are forced to add supplementary regulations.
Rule One: Persevering in the competition is a basic quality for every contestant. Giving up will be considered disrespectful to the competition.
Rule Two: Ambushing contestants ahead of time or drugging them to knock them out in order to end the competition quickly is strictly forbidden.
Rule Three: Rescue takes time. If you can't win, ask for mercy. Paying more or offering food may save your life.
Rule Four: Long Buxue, that's you. Please compete properly! Don't set a bad example for the other contestants!
The contestants, driven mad: Let's give up too. We can't beat him anyway.
The organizers, driven mad: Stop wrecking things! Please, stop! That's all money!
The viewers, going crazy: Please! Big sister, give us more content! We want to watch you sleep!
Long Buxue: ???
Also known as:
I Just Wanted to Give Up, but Somehow Became a Huge Hit
I Was Supposed to Go Home and Sleep After the Competition, but Somehow I Changed the World
Coming soon. Please add They Just Want My Cooking to your collection!
If there are only ten minutes left before the end of the world, what will you do?
With an iron ladle in her right hand and an iron pot in her left, Chu Xingxing decides to stick to the hard-won job she has: the cafeteria "auntie," until the very last moment.
Ding! Congratulations, Host, on awakening the Recipe System.
Basic human recipe: Tomato and scrambled eggs. Health increased by 5%, speed increased by 3%.
Basic human recipe: Cabbage stir-fried with vinegar. Health increased by 15%, strength increased by 20%.
Beginner zombie recipe: Monster dumplings. Fullness 100%, unconscious for 48 hours.
Beginner zombie recipe: Glue meatballs. Fullness 100%, speed decreased by 50%.
Host, please keep cooking. More recipes are in development...
Chu Xingxing: !?!
The apocalypse has arrived. Supplies are scarce, zombies roam everywhere, and schools are among the worst-hit areas.
After overcoming every obstacle, a rescue team finally reaches A University on the outskirts of the city. They see several round-faced students holding lunchboxes, ready to get their food. Behind them, an enormous line of zombies is waiting too!
"No pushing. First come, first served."
"It's Wednesday, so dumplings are limited!"
"Damn it, a zombie cut in line!"
A zombie suddenly darts out of the crowd and charges forward with all its might!
The rescue team grabs their weapons, ready to protect the students.
But then a girl holding a huge iron ladle steps out of the cafeteria. She kicks the charging zombie flying, bangs hard on the pot lid beside her, and yells angrily:
"How many times do I have to tell you? Get in line for your food! Anyone who cuts in line can go to the back! There are only twenty servings of dumplings left today!"
"Me! Me! Me! Xingxing, look at me!"
"Dear big sister, I haven't managed to get your dumplings in a whole month! Can't you make an exception for me?"
The speechless zombies: "Grrr!"
The rescue team: Do they even need us here?
Blurb revised January 20, 2022
Message: An inspiring life
How should I put it? It's not very comfortable to look at. There are negative emotions everywhere. Although I also know that in reality, some people may also face an environment full of malice.
This cafeteria aunt is telling the truth. It's really disgusting. She's like the idiot staff at the canteen in my junior high school. When buying something, they pressed the wrong number. Instead of giving us a refund, she just threw a pack of paper towels at us. I'm not short of fucking paper towels.
Suddenly I remembered the sentence "Orcs will never be slaves unless they have food and shelter."
Bend down to pick up the pen! Isn't this me? ! Woohoo!
Dad, what kind of dragon is it? Eastern dragon or Western dragon?
Wow, I've been waiting for a long time. I've read the last chapter many times. This is the last time I'll read it. I feel like you've given up on this novel.
Quick update, quick update, quick update
... When will it be updated?
? I've been waiting for so many days and there's no update.
How should I put it? It's not very comfortable to look at. There are negative emotions everywhere. Although I also know that in reality, some people may also face an environment full of malice.
This cafeteria aunt is telling the truth. It's really disgusting. She's like the idiot staff at the canteen in my junior high school. When buying something, they pressed the wrong number. Instead of giving us a refund, she just threw a pack of paper towels at us. I'm not short of fucking paper towels.
Suddenly I remembered the sentence "Orcs will never be slaves unless they have food and shelter."
Bend down to pick up the pen! Isn't this me? ! Woohoo!
Dad, what kind of dragon is it? Eastern dragon or Western dragon?
Wow, I've been waiting for a long time. I've read the last chapter many times. This is the last time I'll read it. I feel like you've given up on this novel.
Quick update, quick update, quick update
... When will it be updated?
? I've been waiting for so many days and there's no update.
Ah, hey, why hasn't it been updated yet?