Anna of Akudama Drive

Con artist: The little girl is a good person.

Fighting expert: I don't know why, but I can't let this kid go.

Murderer: She's my favorite shade of red.

Hacker/cracker: I want to know all her secrets.

Transporter: She's where I belong.

Doctor: She has something I want.

Brother: She's my last hope.

Little sister: My big sister promised she'd protect me.

Master: A child who needs protecting.

Disciple: Give me back my master, Akudama!!!

Nobody in this anime series is a good person, so all you overly righteous types, don't come butting in.

Let me say this again: I'm writing fanfiction. If you want to read the original work, go somewhere else. Don't read this.

I'm not good at dealing with people, and I don't like being criticized by random strangers.

Theme: If you like it, great. If you don't, just move on.