Gintama Fan Fiction: The Natural Perm

Naturally curly hair, silver hair, good-for-nothing, sugar addict, dead fish eyes: those are my keywords.

Because I have a rare head of silver curls, no woman has ever pursued me.

I have three close friends: Takasugi Shinsuke, known as the Whore; Katsura Kotaro, known as Wig; and Sakamoto Tatsuma, the Wahaha spokesman.

The Whore, Wig, and Wahaha shout angrily: What do you mean, "known as"? You came up with those names!

Of course, those were my friends in the past. Now we've all gone our separate ways.

What? You want to know who I am? Since you asked so earnestly, I'll magnanimously tell you [Author's note: This is the bit with the KUSOX elf, Xzo, and Xjiro]. I am Gin of the Odd Jobs Shop!

P.S. This is my first Gintama fanfic, so I know people are going to tear it apart. But it's my first story, so if you don't like it, please click X. No brickbats, please. Warning: This story is a serious KUSO of a manga called Gintama. Please don't accuse me of plagiarism, thanks! The blurb's song is Gintama's opening theme, "Silver Sky".