I Transmigrated into the Immortal Lord's Beloved Parasitic Vine, but I Weigh Ninety Tons

Susu was originally a peach blossom spirit. By accident, she transmigrated into a cultivation novel and became a supporting character who was a parasitic vine.

To make it up to her, the Heavenly Dao maxed out Susu's beauty and fragility. However, it also caused the little girl's weight to jump from [90 jin] to [90 tons].

Once every ten years, Kunlun opens its gates to recruit disciples, drawing talented hopefuls from far and wide.

Amid the snow and wind, the young Sword Venerable arrived late, leading out his little sister.

A girl with skin whiter than snow and beauty like a peach blossom.

A crane cried high in the clouds. A crane raised by an immortal circled down from the snowy mountain peak.

Everyone held their breath. To their astonishment, the proud crane lowered its head before the mortal girl, who hadn't yet drawn spiritual energy into her body, and carried her up into the clouds.

From then on, word spread beneath Kunlun Mountain of a beauty whose looks could astonish the immortals.

On her first day as a disciple of Kunlun, Susu made it halfway up the Cloudclimbing Stairway.

For countless seekers of immortality throughout the ages, this was an unavoidable path. They sweated, wept, and bled along the way.

Susu left footprints.

On the Cloudclimbing Stairway paved with spirit stones, the little girl panted with every step and left a crater with each one.

On Susu's first night as a Kunlun disciple, she stayed in an inner-sect cave dwelling.

In the middle of the night, Susu rolled over, and the bed shattered into pieces in an instant.

The little girl sat amid the wreckage and rubbed her eyes.

Hugging her quilt, Susu walked by moonlight, sniffing as she went to cling to her master's doorframe.

Dao Lord Qingyan took the wronged little crybaby back in.

Susu took the opportunity to dig out the Handbook for Raising Parasitic Vines, which her Heavenly Dao Daddy had stuffed into her hands:

Be soft and delicate, sweet and tender, and throw yourself into someone's arms with a little sob.

--- Throw yourself into someone's arms!

By lamplight, Qingyan noticed the little girl's burning gaze. He set down his book and asked gently if something was wrong.

Susu's eyes lit up.

--- Master looks like he'd be so easy to pounce on!

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Every day, Susu studied and trained hard. She was cultivating immortality, but also practicing the parasitic-vine-raising handbook from the Heavenly Dao.

Yet no matter whether it was the grass-roots, overpowered male lead, the second-generation cultivator from a prestigious family, or the beautiful, powerful, tragic villainous demonic cultivator...

Just as Susu was about to pounce on them, Dao Lord Qingyan would pick her up with a stern expression.

Susu looked back and gasped in shock.

--- Wow, why is Master's face even darker than the bottom of the kitchen pot?

The Heavenly Dao waited many years for Qingyan to ascend, and only then remembered that the peach blossom spirit's innate ability was to melt snow and ice.

--- She melted the coldest ice on the peak of Kunlun.

[Reading guide]

A pampered parasitic-vine girl, with everyone harboring a one-sided crush.

Though she weighs ninety tons, she's still a fragile little one! She needs Master to cuddle her and lift her up high.

-Cover art by Wuyan Shusheng-Muluo Mao, used with permission.

-Synopsis screenshot archived on January 5, 2021. First conceived in May 2020.

Theme: The parasitic vine's independence.