I'm Done Coddling You. Let's Just Destroy Everything Already

[Please add my upcoming novel to your reading list!] While her actor husband was away filming, Shen Qianwen dug out the laptop she'd hidden and posted on a forum: "Why did my secretly married husband hold a knife over me in the middle of the night? Urgent, waiting online." Netizen A: Your husband is cheating on you! Shen Qianwen's expression darkened. A flash of lightning streaked past the window, and the sunny sky suddenly filled with ominous clouds. Netizen B: Call the police, OP! What era is this, hiding a marriage? He must be after your money and trying to keep a few mistresses on the side! Shen Qianwen's pupils shrank. Her fingers trembled as she closed the page. Dark clouds covered the entire city, and hail came crashing down with the rain! Downstairs, just as the car pulled out of the garage, a thick bolt of lightning struck the hood. Fang Chengxi immediately abandoned the car and rushed home. Panting, he used his fingerprint to unlock the front door and found the Creator sitting on the sofa, crying. That night, Fang Chengxi, desperate to stay alive, announced their marriage publicly and finally managed to calm his wife down. They lay in the same bed: one breathing a sigh of relief, the other looking full of worry. Fang Chengxi: Thank goodness, I stopped the Creator from destroying the world! I'm such a genius! Shen Qianwen: Sigh, I didn't find an excuse to destroy the world today either... Maybe next time I'll try to tempt him into cheating? One day, Fang Chengxi spotted someone at the film set who looked just like his wife. Fang Chengxi: ... Shen Qianwen: He's looking at me. If you round it up, that means he's interested in me. (Write it in the notebook! I won't forget this.) Fang Chengxi: How do I tell the Creator without giving myself away that you're really easy to recognize? (Also: Does cheating with your own wife count as cheating? Idiot.) #Ever since a new assistant joined the film crew, they don't need a water truck when it rains# #Cry any more and the set will flood!# #Fang Chengxi, go comfort your Creator, already!# #There's no comforting her now. See you all in the next life# Capricious, tsundere Creator heroine X survival-minded actor hero [2021.1.4] Reader's guide: 1. Nobody's perfect. Marriage first, love later. 2. There's a little mystery, so pay attention to the surrounding context. 3. Rational discussion is welcome. Hope you enjoy reading! Upcoming novel "The Grind King in a Harem Novel" is in my author profile! Blurb: Jiang Wantong transmigrated into a useless junior sister in a cultivation novel where everyone falls for the heroine. As a disposable plot device meant to push the story forward, she was destined to be expelled from her sect. She would neglect her cultivation while obsessing over petty power plays, then have her innate sacred body destroyed by a single blow from the Demon Venerable, spending the rest of her life begging on the streets. She came to a conclusion: the only way to change her fate was to cultivate diligently. Jiang Wantong: I graduated from a top university and worked 24/7. I'll outwork all you lovesick idiots! So, Jiang Wantong was supposed to deliberately get injured during the sect tournament and frame the heroine, but she was nowhere to be seen the entire time. The heroine's plan to get her expelled was rendered completely useless. Jiang Wantong, who had been cultivating nonstop in the back mountains and forgot when the tournament was: Achoo! Who's talking about me? In the secret realm, Jiang Wantong was supposed to run around recklessly and put her senior brother in danger, but as soon as she entered, she got lost in an illusion. The sword cultivator senior brother, who had teamed up with Jiang Wantong on purpose to make the heroine jealous, was forced to sit around and wait. Jiang Wantong, soaking up knowledge in the illusion: You rest, I'll cultivate. You cultivate, I'll still cultivate! In the war between humans and demons, Jiang Wantong was supposed to recklessly take a blow meant for her master, but instead she raised her sword and faced the menacing Demon Venerable. Just as everyone thought the Demon Venerable would destroy her with a single blow, tribulation lightning struck. The famously lazy and foolish useless junior sister had ascended?! Theme: Believe that there are still many little joys in this world worth looking forward to.