In short:
Yan Ye thinks whoever created this incredibly boring game must be a dumbass.
Xie Shizhi: Say that again, if you dare.
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A fine young man in the prime of his life, constantly shouting, "I'm going to destroy the world!"
He's pretty handsome, but there's something (a little) wrong with his head.
That was Yan Ye's first impression of Xie Shizhi.
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Xie Shizhi loses a plum candy and stands motionless in the middle of the road, intent on dying.
Just as a car is about to hit him, Yan Ye instinctively rushes over and pushes him out of the way.
But Yan Ye himself gets hit head-on by the car.
And then...
Yan Ye looks at the car stopped barely half a meter in front of him and chuckles inwardly.
Time has stopped?!
Are you fucking kidding me?!
With a superpower like that, are you telling me you can't steal a plum candy back from a store?!
Yan Ye is utterly speechless. He's just about to turn and leave when he sees Xie Shizhi looking at him pitifully.
A moment later.
Yan Ye holds out a big bag of plum candies he just bought from the store, awkwardly handing it to Xie Shizhi.
"Ahem... It's not like I wanted to buy them for you. I wanted some myself and accidentally bought too many..." Yan Ye says awkwardly.
Then Xie Shizhi looks at the plum candies in his hands, suddenly hugs Lu Du, and says earnestly, "Big brother, I like you."
Later on...
One day, Yan Ye is assigned a mission at a luxurious club full of wine and women.
There he happens to see a certain heartless man, who has always claimed he wants to be with him, smiling as he hugs a bottle of red wine and says to someone else, "Thank you, big brother. I like you so much..."
Bullshit!
Men's words are nothing but lies!
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Chuunibyou top x domineering bottom (opposites attract)
The top may go crazy at any moment. OOC warning!
Theme: Even in the depths of an abyss, keep mountains, rivers, lakes, and seas in your heart.
Finished??????