[Kuroko's Basketball Crossover] Him and His Cat

I really have no idea how to write a blurb. Burying my face in my hands and crying. This is self-indulgent writing, so please go easy on me.

Just as I was about to become a wage slave, I fell down and turned into a cat, belonging to a red-haired little brat.

Wait, red hair?! Did I break through the fourth wall?! In a panic, I had to accept that I'd become a cat and console myself: So what if I broke through the fourth wall?

While he was taking care of me, I discovered that the brat who adopted me was rich! The kind of rich person who lives in a mansion, eats lavish meals, and has a private chauffeur drive him around in a luxury car! As a cat, I immediately latched onto my golden ticket. All I had to do was eat and sleep every day. I didn't have to do a thing. It couldn't be more perfect!

But then I realized this young master might be a little too exceptional?!

After school, he had all kinds of private lessons on top of his regular classes: violin, piano, Go, shogi, and more. I even saw him, an elementary schooler, reading a book entirely in English. From what I could make out, it was about economics.

Did I hit the jackpot and get myself a rich owner?!

And that wasn't all. I never expected my owner to develop a split personality just before graduating from middle school! As if that weren't enough, he also came down with chuunibyou!

I'm too lazy to do anything, so all I can do is struggle to survive under his delusions every day. Don't expect a tiny, helpless kitten to cure his split personality and chuunibyou.

All I want is to eat, drink, and wait for death!

A few things to know before reading:

1. My writing isn't great. If you don't like it, please move on.

2. I'm an anime-only fan. I'll catch up on the manga when I have time.

3. This is a crossover with several anime, so the timeline and locations may get mixed up.

4. The heroine is a goofball. If you don't like her, please be gentle with the insults.

Characters out of character? Terrible writing?

Pairing: The little captain

Theme: The little captain and his cat.