Toji and 5T5's Daily Battle for the Kid

[A super-healing fanfic. After the original story broke my heart, I’m declaring my own version the ending... Every child gets to grow up happy!!!] After Toji’s fight with Satoru, he was left gravely wounded and near death. He was saved and made the subject of a study on zero cursed energy. When he woke up, he’d lost all his memories and could only remember that he had to raise his son. So he escaped from Jujutsu High and secretly watched little Megumi every day. One day, a Gojo kitty suddenly appeared and tried to steal his son! The Gojo kitty wasn’t satisfied with buying his son, and then went too far, trying to buy the kid’s dad as well. Satoru: “You’re selling your life to an assassin organization. You might as well sell it to me.” Toji: “Why should I?” Satoru: “Because I have more money than they do.” A gambling addict who always loses, a broke dad burning through cash to raise a kid: Toji was tempted. Satoru took off his sunglasses. “Be my kept man and you’ll have money to burn, with only a few insignificant little conditions.” Toji: “What conditions?” Satoru smiled. “How about you take the name Gojo Toji from now on?” Toji glanced at the son in his arms and refused flatly. “Get lost. I’m not that shameless.” That night, after putting Megumi to bed, Toji knocked on Satoru Gojo’s door. “I might consider what we discussed earlier, but it’ll cost extra. ...Tch, Megumi was watching just now. What can I do? A father has to set a good example...” A story about the scumbag dad Toji and the deadbeat adoptive dad Satoru fighting over Megumi. Since they both want to be dads and neither can win, they might as well get together (? Bonus alternate-universe story: Toji and Gojo in an ancient-era ABO marriage-and-childbearing tale, "Berries and Blades" Please note: 1. Toji is Megumi’s biological dad, and he’s an adorable scumbag. Both dads will spoil Megumi =w= (or maybe Megumi gets to raise two dads). 2. A lighthearted, snarky story that takes back jjxx’s knives; everyone gets a happy ending. ☆Coming soon: "After My Nemesis Discovers I’m a Succubus"☆ Luca transmigrates into a book as its villainous little prince: a proud, arrogant, beautiful wastrel whose only advantage is that he holds the male lead’s contract of servitude. In the future, the male lead will be named a holy knight of the Church, seize power, and become king, leaving the little prince to languish in a tower for the rest of his life. Knowing how the future will unfold, it might be better to turn over a new leaf and cling to the male lead’s coattails. Luca smiled. Live under someone else’s thumb? Never. Since he’s a prince, why not indulge himself and snatch a crown for fun? Taming a noble, pure knight and making him serve a villain who commits every evil under the sun seems like an interesting challenge, doesn’t it? * Lance’s father was killed by the king, and Lance himself became the little prince’s servant. He should hate him. But one day, the little prince who had once humiliated him in every way began deliberately, if obliquely, to “court” him. “As a reward, you may dance with me.” His proud Highness declared, “You are not to leave until I say so.” A pretty face, a heart like a viper’s. He must stay on guard against the prince’s temptations, or risk being stung by his thorns. “As you wish, Your Highness.” Lance leaned in and joined the whirling dance. * The dance between ruler and subject was like a battlefield, its music composed of ambition and bloodshed. After ascending the throne, Luca wanted to make a graceful exit, only for his loyal holy knight to bite back and imprison him in an old castle. At dawn, Luca hid his wicked wings and tail beneath the bedcovers, while his exposed horns flushed red with embarrassment. “What will it take for you to keep the secret that I’m a succubus?” The liar’s lips were bitten a vivid red. As always, his holy knight served him meticulously, helping him dress and eat. “Make me happy, Your Majesty,” he said respectfully. Bottom: Luca, a charming, irresistible villainous succubus prince who drives everyone wild Top: Lance, a pure and celibate holy knight who turns dark and bites back Note: Both are virgins. The bottom isn’t a good person and uses his beauty to get his way. Includes a forced cross-dressing scene. The characters do not represent the author’s values. This is a fictional historical setting and has no connection to any real-world religion or history. Theme: A father’s love is truly great