Hunter X Hunter Fanfiction: The Years of Cedar

Rant version: I don’t know what I did to deserve centuries of bad luck! They say that since I’m the Witch of Dimensions, responsible for managing the many-dimensional parallel worlds, I should go down to the worlds more often to inspect and manage them, and have some fun while I’m there so I can do a better job next time. They’ll even give me a raise! But really, they just want to get rid of me so they can spend their honeymoon all lovey-dovey without anyone bothering them!! Damn it! The Witch of Dimensions is Yuuko, okay! And what does your honeymoon have to do with me? Where’s the raise you promised me?! Heh heh~~ Well, fine. If you’re giving me a vacation, why wouldn’t I take it?! Honestly, does that damn God-Guard even know how much work I do every day? Let’s see who comes crawling back to whom! Oh ho ho ho~~~~ But can someone tell me what on earth is going on?!! I was supposed to go to Tomoeda City, so why did I end up in Meteor City, at the Zoldyck family’s place?! I just like reading fanfiction, that’s all! But if that’s how it is...

I wrote this on a whim, and updates are guaranteed!! The timing, though... is uncertain!! Just make do with it...

The first draft was written by an elementary school student.

Proceed with caution: this story is wildly out of character and may be jarring.