This story was completed and locked on March 29, 2021.
An open-book exam System, born from the resentful curses of students' cursed objects. Fail an exam, and you'll be executed.
Two big shots get pulled into one of the exams: 5T5 and the Armed Detective Agency's Dazai.
5T5: I just wanted to see who had the nerve to attack me. Turns out it's an exam System. But this System is way too weak. I wonder what the local specialties are here?
Armed Detective Agency's Dazai: If you can't answer the questions, you get killed? Kids, I'm here to save you.
5T5: ...
After seeing 5T5's real face, Armed Detective Agency's Dazai: Beauty, you're the reason I keep living!
While the other test-takers diligently searched for answers,
5T5 picked up a piece of wood. "Does this count as a local specialty?"
Armed Detective Agency's Dazai stared at 5T5. "This person is so beautiful."
Reading guide: 1. The OOC is mine, but 5T5 and Armed Detective Agency's Dazai belong to everyone.
2. 5T5 x Armed Detective Agency's Dazai
3. This story updates daily. If I have something to do or get writer's block, I'll post a hiatus notice.
※ A friend's comedy: "One Resignation Trick a Day"
Lu Ming had never imagined that one day his life could become so colorful.
His direct supervisor had a truly remarkable constitution: he attracted all sorts of strange men and women.
Some of them glowed, some could hypnotize people, and some could even affect people's intelligence. They were just like Mary Sues in a novel.
Mary Sue No. 1: You bought out my family's company and saved my struggling family. My father has decided to give me to you in marriage, so I can bear you children.
Mary Sue No. 2: You bought out my family's company. I know you like me, so I've decided to take responsibility for the family, settle down, and marry you to help my poor old father!
Mary Sue No. 3: You didn't buy out my family's company, and you ruined my family. So I'll marry you and destroy your family!
Lu Ming: Ah, CEO, you have three... (chin grabbed)
Zuo You: Your mouth could be put to uses other than talking.
Lu Ming: Eating and breathing?
Jack Sue No. 1: He and I were rivals in love, but after spending so much time together, I realized he was my soulmate.
Jack Sue No. 2: He and I grew up together. Whenever something painful happens to him, he comes to me, and I comfort him by giving him a pretty piece of candy.
Jack Sue No. 3: (sobbing) But I'm the one who... I... and...
Lu Ming: Ah, CEO, look at that person. He cries prettier than people on TV!
Zuo You: ...You look prettier when you cry.
Lu Ming: I have a dream. One day, I'll convince the CEO to hang a banner saying "Our CEO Is Single" at the company entrance, so the whole world will know.
Zuo You: That really isn't necessary!
Couple: CEO top x Assistant bottom
※ My next story: "[School] Dawn Is Coming"
What Lin Han hates most in life: music.
His father is a famous pianist, and his mother is a famous violinist. At the end of his second year of high school, Lin Han made a bold decision: he would study science.
He kept it secret with great difficulty for two years, but it finally came out when his university admissions notice arrived in his third year of high school.
At last, Lin Han's years of saved-up pocket money came in handy. Taking his secret savings with him, he set off for City S. S University's School of Computer Science, here I come~
As he coded in the library, the upperclassman sitting across from him looked at him strangely, as if he wanted to take him apart and devour him.
Sheng Yan saw a picture on his social media feed: a pale, slender hand that stole his heart.
After a long search, he finally found the owner of that hand: Lin Han.
Theme: Head toward the light.
How to say it? I feel like Osamu Dazai's IQ has dropped severely in this article, and his whole personality has collapsed. If he doesn't commit suicide, he's like a smiling depressed patient. The most awesome thing is that it seems that Gojo's remarks actually inspired Hei Sijae? Can Dazai not think of this kind of thought? What would the people around him not think of? Dazai Osamu can live a few more days because of a happy thought, but this reason will not support him to live forever, just like he can live until summer for a favorite kimono but will not give up and continue to commit suicide. Another point is that Chuuya's force is also suppressed to death, which is outrageous. After all, he is also the strongest among Fumino. Gojo-sensei is the strongest and can't beat him, but why can't he even have the power to backhand? The most important thing is that Zhongyuan Zhongya was chased by the real person and was seriously injured. Gojo, how could he easily kill the real person directly? Nakahara Chuuya is like a little cannon fodder... Gojo's teacher Su is the whole story, and Dazai is like a licking dog. We also didn't describe Gojo's teacher's chicken-and-cat personality. I always felt that the two of them should complement each other in terms of IQ and combat power, but here I only see 'Gojo' and the sluggish 'Dazai'. Originally, I was so excited when I saw this, but I didn't expect that my head would fall off after seeing it halfway. It's really ooc
No, Dazai's mind shouldn't have immediately thought about Xiaogui's problem, just because when they were taking off the handcuffs, Xiaogui was hit with a brick and said he had a stomachache, and Xiaogui looked at the surveillance camera when he left. And according to what Yang said, Xiaogui may not look like that little boy. He may have come to participate a few times when he was growing up, and then when he was younger, he had memories of growing up, and then came to participate again.
I feel like Dazai is not smart anymore
When I saw reborn, I thought it was Tsuna's resentment that caused this curse (laughing and crying)
Feeling dazai. . . . Not so smart anymore
When I saw the name reborn, my DNA started to move, but it turned out that I was overthinking (?
Sure enough, Fei Jia was the only one who was sniping against Dazai.
It's so beautiful when Jae Jae cries!!! Wu quickly makes Zaizai cry!!! Hey hey hey
5T5 is invincible, how could Dazhu beat 5t5!
5T5 is also the most powerful brain. His six eyes are a data analysis library. I think ordinary people cannot compare with six eyes.