Dong Pei transmigrates into the body of a little wooden puppet.
Dong Pei: Um... I think I can move. Hehe (?﹃??), I wonder if I can eat anything...
Wen Yueli: So cute. I want to buy him clothes, shoes, and a hair crown, and I also want to... sleep with him.
Warning: The top is an emperor and isn't a virgin, but I can guarantee that once he meets the bottom, it'll be a one-on-one relationship.
Theme: Don't let the sugar-coated bullets of capitalism bring you down
