On How Beautiful Fishing Styles Can Bend Steel Straight Men

[Pre-receipt of the articles "Succubus and her arch-enemy will get pregnant if they stick to each other" and "Beautiful roommate wears women's clothes to tease me again", the copy is at the bottom, please click on the column to get pre-receipt! ! ! ! [Remember to read Mine Clearance before reading~] 1. Lou Chu lost his big adventure. As a straight man, he was forced by his bad friends to log into a gay dating app and date a random man. The other party agreed quickly, sent the hotel and room number, and quickly went offline. Lou Chu: "…" The hotel is nearby. Lou Chu originally planned to go over and apologize to the other party in person, explain clearly and then leave. Unexpectedly, as soon as the door opened, the boy standing behind the door only wore a shirt, with slightly long hair hanging down his shoulders, a pair of beautiful eyes that couldn't bend, and he hugged his neck with a smile. At the beginning of Lou's time, his nose felt hot. I reached out and touched it... My nose bleeds. . The next day, the school welcomes new students. I heard that among the freshmen this year there is a cold academic god named Qian Zhishui. He has a super high IQ and ridiculously good grades. He is just aloof and doesn't like to talk to others. Then, Lou Chu saw him. Lou Chu was shocked. The rumored cool scholar is actually the boy from last night! Are there still teeth marks on his neck? ! Lou Chu: "…" . When they met again at the welcome party, Qian Zhishui quietly hooked Lou Chu's finger. Lou Chu took out his hand and solemnly announced to Qian Zhishui: "Yesterday was an accident. I am a straight man." However, when Lou Chu came out to answer the phone, he happened to see Qian Zhishui smoking at the corner. Through the drifting smoke, the two met their eyes. Lou Chu saw that another senior was about to take him away. "Where to go?" He called Qian Zhishui. Qian Zhishui turned around: "What do you think?" A certain idea appeared, and Lou Chu's mind suddenly went blank. Without thinking about anything, he stepped forward and held Qian Zhishui's wrist tightly: "Follow me." "..." 2. Qian Zhishui has two secrets. First, he is not aloof, but deeply socially fearful. Second, he has liked Lou Chu for ten years. That day, as soon as he returned to China, he received a call from a friend. Lou Chu had lost in the big adventure and asked him to think of a damaging move. Qian Zhishui: "You can ask him to download a same-sex dating app and date the nearest person." Putting down the phone, Qian Zhishui immediately went to the hotel near Lou Chu, then put on his shirt and put on the expression he had been practicing for a long time. "Ding dong." ——Half an hour later, the doorbell finally rang. On the surface, he is cold but actually he is afraid of society/He is soft and cute/He has been secretly in love for many years/The god of learning/The straight man who has been bent by ×/is missing the tendon of love/The loyal dog/Gong Reading guide: ①Double C! Double first love! ! ! The seniors who are to be taken away in the copy are just friends! ! ② Demining 1: Secret love literature, both offensive and passive perspectives, marking the main and passive perspectives because there are more passive perspectives, extreme attack and control are not suitable for reading. Demining 2: The core plot of this article comes from [misunderstanding]. The overall text is [misunderstanding occurs - misunderstanding is resolved]. Little angels who don't like this, please point out the cross in time and don't wrong yourself! Demining 3: The whole article is made up, made up, and is very empty. It is not suitable for replacing reality, nor is it suitable for thinking deeply with the logic of life. Do not join the logic party, the textual research party, or the reality party, and run away! =========[The following is the advance receipt copy]========== "A succubus and her mortal enemy can get pregnant" 1. As a succubus, Suxing has a super high IQ and stunning appearance. She is the focus of the crowd and a walking coordinate wherever she goes. ——Until Lu Xiuhan came to him. Taller than him, handsomer than him, better than him in everything. The succubus' temper came up on the spot! Su Xing and him were involved in a fight to the death, but in the end, the girl Su Xing liked confessed to Lu Xiuhan. Suxing: Fuck? ! On the night of his broken love, the frustrated star drank to drown his sorrows. It happened to be the succubus' fever period. With the help of alcohol, he grabbed a random man and rolled into bed. When he woke up and saw the genital markings on his lower abdomen, Suxing cursed. Day, pregnant. The succubus clan must give birth to the child once they become pregnant. After careful consideration, Suxing decided to find that man. Late at night, he kicked open the man's door. "Is anyone home? Huh? Dad is pregnant! Come out to pick him up!" "Serve me delicious food and drink, don't let me get pregnant!" "Don't try to evade responsibility. You must pay for the sins you have done!" "It doesn't matter if you don't know who I am, just think of yourself as raising two ancestors!" Lu Xiuhan lazily raised an eyebrow: "Okay." Seeing his rival standing by the door, Suxing was stunned, Suxing was dumbfounded, and Suxing froze. # Rival are sleepy? # #Am I pregnant with my enemy's baby? ! # . Lu Xiuhan was once a contestant in the Infinite Streaming game. He did too many tricks in the game. After blowing up ten dungeons, capturing 17 dungeon bosses, and destroying twenty-five world lines, the system found an excuse to force him through the game and ended up in this world. A society ruled by law and a harmonious society is full of love and peace everywhere. Bored, bored, fried! System: I will suffocate you to death. That night, Lu Xiuhan went to a bar. He had just had two drinks when he saw Su Xing walking towards him drunk. ——A pair of bone wings spread out behind him, and a slender tail wrapped around his arms. The whole body was pressed into his arms, and he raised his eyes full of mist: "Get some sleep?" Lu Xiuhan touched his horn: Oh, succubus? Isn't this what's interesting? The world is so boring/Humanoid weapons/Sexy operator/Crazy batch/Gong × violent succubus/I am your dad/Love fried hair/Crazy batch/Suffer Intention: Come on! Be brave and pursue love! Live up to your youth and live up to your youth!