A Boring World with Only the Poetry Immortal

[Complete. Recommended upcoming story: "I Use Card Draws to Unify the Three Kingdoms"]

After his death, Kongming's soul awakened in another world.

Strangers gathered in a circle, passionately discussing poetry and literature. But as he listened, something seemed a little off.

"I recited the whole Li Sao, and Qu Yuan was so moved he gave me an A rating. I'm going to be a literary giant in the future!"

"I chased Li Bai around reciting Quiet Night Thoughts, but he won't pay attention to me. What should I do?"

"The Three Kingdoms version is here. I've already topped up my account! How do I get Chancellor Zhuge?"

"The Longzhong Plan, please."

Then they spotted him and greeted him warmly.

Player A: New here? I've been camping outside the Marquis Wu Shrine for a week.

Player B: Same here, buddy.

Kongming: I have no idea what everyone's doing, but this is so boring. Maybe I'll camp here for a while too?

Player C: It took me a long time to realize there was a traitor in our group...

He found this world so boring that he actually called on us to become hardcore grinders!

...But it's Chancellor Zhuge himself! Who could say no?

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"In this world, words can grant any wish. They have the power to turn the unreal into reality."

Zhuge Liang thought that was pretty great, until he discovered some scandalous fanfiction starring himself...

A certain poetry immortal who wished to remain anonymous passed by: The weather's getting cold. How about some self-insert romance?

※ Pairing characters who have never met. The top is on the cover, and the bottom is on the cover next door.

※ The setting is very loose, and it includes some scenes from players' camera perspectives.

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Recommended upcoming story: I Use Card Draws to Unify the Three Kingdoms

Zhuge Liang acquired a mysterious card-drawing System.

He drew 100,000 packs of instant noodles, spicy strips, 10,000 bottles of cola, 500 cans of fermented herring, 100 smartphones, one Death Note... and 100 Pikachus.

There was also a message: Gifted by Zhihu users. Wishing you success in your northern campaigns!

Zhuge Liang: ??

How are these things supposed to help with the northern campaigns?

Then, at last, one day, he drew something special... an SSR.

Marquis of Huaiyin Han Xin fell from the sky and crashed into the ground, leaving a crater.

He said, "Hello. Please sign for your express delivery."

Then he wiped the blood from his face with his sleeve and added, "Sorry, I just fought my way out of Changle Palace. Please excuse me... I hear you want to restore the Han dynasty? A rich viewer tipped ten thousand rockets to have me come help. Don't worry, this is my old line of work. I'm very familiar with it."

Zhuge Liang: ...

This guy sure knows how to brag. He looked over the SSR's skill description.

"Then start by summoning an army of 500,000 out of thin air."

Han Xin: ??

※ A pairing of two famous generals

Theme: Never forget your original purpose, and fulfill the dream of a lifetime.