[Sorry, everyone. This story will be unlocked three months from now.]
After being struck by lightning, Jiang Lingtian transmigrates into the body of a sixty-six-year-old country bumpkin.
He has four sons and a daughter from the start, all of them honest, obedient, and filial.
But when he looks up at the mud-brick house, bare of all furnishings, looks down at his own body covered in skin like the bark of a dead tree, then feels his hunched back, which refuses to straighten, Jiang Lingtian screams, tears up, and angrily points at the sky. You damn heavens, are you messing with me? I don't want to live! I don't want to live!
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Unfortunately, for an old man, even finding a chance to delete his character and start over without anyone noticing is extremely difficult.
Before he can find a rope to hang himself, a voice sounds in his ear: "Ding! Welcome to the Lifestyle Player System."
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"Please complete the shampooing task within one hour. Successful completion will earn you one Z-grade all-purpose tonic pill."
"Please complete the bathing and changing into fresh clothes task within one hour. Successful completion will earn you one fully realistic ceramic set of false teeth."
"Please complete the bedroom deep-cleaning task within one hour. Successful completion will earn you one reading-glass lens."
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At first, Jiang Lingtian does the tasks only because the System tells him that even if he deletes his character, he can't start over. Since he can't start over, he has no choice but to do this to make his life a little easier, so he can at least struggle along instead of dying.
But what he never expected was that as he kept doing the tasks, he would lead his entire family to enlightenment and ascension!
So, for many years afterward, legends of him spread throughout the cultivation world.
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When other cultivators duel: You draw your saber, I raise my sword!
When Jiang Lingtian duels, he starts by wailing, "Dalang, Erlang, Sanlang, Silang! Someone's bullying your dad!"
The four sons of the Jiang family: "Damn it! Whoever dares bully our elderly father will have to step over our dead bodies first!"
Afterward, they slither over to the other guy and extort 28,000 spirit stones from him.
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When other cultivators spot rare treasures: Everyone for themselves! Fight for the heavenly opportunity!
When Jiang Lingtian spots rare treasures, he first laughs loudly to attract more people, then frantically calls for backup. "My dear family, I've sent you the coordinates. Get here, quick!"
The Jiang family: "Coming, Dad/Grandpa/Great-grandpa!"
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When other cultivators are approached by people expressing interest in them: Their hearts flutter.jpg
When Jiang Lingtian is approached by people expressing interest in him: "Romance? Not even a dog would get involved! Hah, behold my sword!"
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The people of the cultivation world: "We may not be human, but you are a real dog!"
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Jiang Lingtian smiles pleasantly. I might be a real dog, but those reborn, those who transmigrated into a book, those with Systems, and those doing quick transmigration missions to win me over and take my life are the real scourges!
Reading guide: 1. The male lead is both crazy and a scoundrel.
2. The male lead will go from an old man to a handsome young man, a very handsome one!
3. Fictional setting. Don't overthink the details.
Theme: An individual's strength is small, but the whole family's strength is mighty!
My Mother-in-Law Comes from a Matriarchal World [The 1970s]
The Fake Young Master Becomes a Veterinarian and Goes Viral
Getting Away with Murder Thanks to My Looks [Hong Kong Entertainment]
A Formidable Bride Comes to the Alley [The 1970s]
The Female Lead Doesn't Want to Work Hard Anymore [Quick Transmigration]
The Rich Heiress's Bitter Wife Has Been Exposed!
The Tortured Heroine Only Wants to Study [Book Transmigration]
After Regaining His Memories, the Crown Prince Wept and Begged Me to Forgive Him
A Big Shot Became My Own Son [Book Transmigration]
That Damn Eunuch Actually Marked This General [Interstellar]
I Became the Strongest Omega Through Studying!
The Ultimate Man of the 1970s
Obviously I already have more than 4,000 collections. Besides, how much profit can I get from just entering Chapter V? The more I write, the more people will read it. Many netizens do not fall into the shallow pit. They stop writing if the profits are not good at the beginning, and then they will not be patient enough to create in the future, which will seriously affect the author's future writing career.
What's going on? I haven't seen this article for a few days. When I clicked on it, I saw that it will be solved in three months. Such a good copy, why didn't I write it again?
(?_?) Will it be updated again? I think it's very interesting. I've never seen anything like this before.
Well? It's very well written. I didn't read much of the books on today's list. I only read yours. Don't be anxious. I think it's pretty good. Take your time.
Lao Liu, where have you gone?
I saw the author's reply. It's the first time I've seen the setting of this article since I read the novel. I'm very interested. It's a pity that I was fooled like this.
Not the author, are you a fugitive? Because it ran away after being clipped, well, the last time I saw the author running away halfway was the 13-eyed black cat.
Why solve V? Very nice! Can you continue?
The author wrote well at that time and even added it to v. However, on the first day after joining v, he suddenly stopped updating and left no explanation. This article is really nice! It's hard to calm down
Hey, there are quite a lot of articles about solving V recently (smoking) (digging for gold in manure) (trying to avoid pitfalls) (plunging in headfirst) (climbing out tiredly)