The Bullet Comments Gained Sentience and Took the Entertainment World by Storm

A silly, sweet little story. Complete! Coming soon: Stealing a Kiss from the Rose. Please bookmark it! It was a barrage comment floating across videos on a certain adult website, until it suddenly came to life and transmigrated into a book, inhabiting the body of a starlet named Qiao Xi. The comment was nervous: This is my first time being human. I'm so nervous! On her first day after transmigrating into a book, Qiao Xi's boss tossed her into a travel variety show. What? Online commenters say she can't cook? Qiao Xi: Did you think I wasted all those years hanging around the food section? The show also has music games? Qiao Xi: Fun fact, I'm in every music creator's video! Green tea girls keep trying to latch onto her? Qiao Xi: After being a barrage comment for so long, nobody knows how to roast people better than me! With a mouth this sharp, no one who's ever posted a comment is innocent. "Are you related to plastic bags? You're really good at putting on an act." "A connoisseur of tea?" "Why are you always mooching off me? Do I look like tree bark? If your butt's itching, then get lost, and make it quick!" Fans: Hahahaha! Xixi, what other surprises are you hiding from me? The haters who came to watch the drama: I don't know why, but suddenly I don't want to insult her anymore. I even want to post a few comments and blend in. * Before leaving on a business trip, Qiao Xi ordered a little gift for her boyfriend online. She even chose the premium delivery option to match his status. It cost her an extra 49 yuan! That day, the delivery guy arrived in a black suit and white gloves, and handed Ling Yao a square box. "Miss Qiao asked me to give this to you before she left." Ling Yao's eyes were bloodshot, dark emotions churning within them. He took the box with trembling hands, feeling as if something in his chest had caved in. Qiao Xi: So you thought it was an urn for my ashes? The box was red! Ling Yao lowered his eyes, his expression detached. "I have a secret..." -- I once lived in a black-and-white world, sketching dreams on white paper and using time as my inkstone. I thought I could shed every last trace of color, but I never expected my dreams to be colorful. * At first, all Qiao Xi saw in his eyes was "three parts coldness, three parts mockery, and four parts indifference." She jokingly called it a "pie chart." Later, she realized his eyes held desolate weeds and ruined walls... Later still, his eyes filled with light. The silent river of stars and the lights of countless homes intertwined in them, and one brilliant splash of color lingered there: a small girl, one among all creation. A sweet, sharp-tongued beauty who lets loose after becoming a sentient barrage comment x a devoted, colorblind CEO, seemingly aloof and noble but full of schemes Theme: Weather the storms, break free of constraints, and define yourself in your own way.