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The world was once destroyed, then reset and began again.
Those reborn in this world must remember the following taboos:
1. You must protect her dreams.
2. Never show her hostility.
3. Demons, ghosts, and cursed spirits submit to her.
4. Her origins and abilities are unknown.
5. Those outside our kind must be eliminated.
You will have only one chance to strike. Your target is to kill her once and for all!
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Yuan Chu Weiyi is a transmigrator with no ambition whatsoever, and she’s utterly useless.
That is, until a white-haired lunatic arrived at her run-down flower shop, trailing ten thousand zhang of bad luck.
Then a dark hat rack bought flowers and returned them to her, a mischievous bandage-wearing menace grabbed her hand and asked her out, a self-proclaimed King of Curses appeared as her lurking spirit and declared he was quite fond of her body, and a black-haired, red-eyed cross-dressing beauty went so far as to stage an accident just to work for her...
The original white-haired lunatic, hiding his murderous intent: Our ultimate goal in getting close to her is the same.
Later...
Hat Rack: All of you, stay away from her! Especially that mackerel over there!
Bandage Menace: We’re already the kind of couple who’ve attempted a double suicide together!
Trash Boss: Thanks for asking. I’ve already become Yuan Chu Weiyi’s shape.
King of Curses: Our blood and bones have already merged. Where do you think you can run?
White-Haired Lunatic: You’re all acting weird. Oh, so am I~ Never mind, then.
The only person completely out of the loop.
A certain little angel: I can’t help thinking that everyone around my junior has ulterior motives.
Also known as:
#Everyone Is Reborn Except For Useless Me#
#How Could An Ordinary Person Like Me Possibly Destroy The World#
#I Treat You As Friends, But All You Want Is To Kill Me#
#The People Who Promised To Kill Me Later Confessed Their Love#
#Well, Turns Out I Really Am This Awesome#
This is probably a story about a fake harem and genuine romance, and a real horror show of people trying to kill each other.
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Important: This novel will go VIP on June 4, 2021!
Reader Notice:
1. The female lead is based on Azathoth, an Outer God from the Cthulhu Mythos.
2. All fanfic portrayals are OOC, so please don’t yell at me.
3. No CP. The female lead shines on her own.
4. No arguing for the sake of arguing. Read if you like it, and let’s part on good terms if you don’t.
5. A wish-fulfillment, feel-good novel with a powerful female lead. Readers who want strict canon adherence should proceed with caution.
6. There are tons of author-created settings, and the story doesn’t follow the original. Any canon contradictions in the manga are not the author’s responsibility.
Upcoming Novel 1
Derivative Work [Two Males, Secret Identity Plot]: Let’s Destroy the Powers That Be
Shuangyue was sentenced to death by the Central 46; blown up and destroyed on the orders of the Celestial Dragons; and killed on the night of her clan’s destruction by a certain brother-obsessed man, a masked man, and Konoha’s leadership.
Her golden finger had been buffering all along, and took three whole worlds to arrive. It finally activated after she learned that her brother’s death sentence had been commuted to life imprisonment by a high-ranking member of an organization.
V98: Greetings, Host. The Mastermind System is at your service.
This System was created to build the world’s most renowned organization.
June 2018. A pink-haired boy transfers to Tokyo Jujutsu High.
Not long after, Itadori Shuangyue transfers to Tokyo as well.
She’s a lunatic, and... a cheat code.
And so, the progenitor of demons awakens again after a thousand years,
the Four Emperors and Three Admirals establish a headquarters in Yokohama Harbor,
the Thirteen Court Guard Squads cross dimensions and descend upon Tokyo,
and the Akatsuki Organization lurks in the shadows, overseeing the order of the world...
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Shuangyue pursues her career while splitting her personality with the skill of an award-winning actor.
Here’s what “infiltrating the enemy ranks” looks like in practice.
The black-haired Shinigami goes to great lengths to retrieve the soul of the strongest sorcerer’s best friend.
Later... he decides to accept her.
But she refuses: A romance between a human and a ghost has no future.
The bandage-wearing menace brings home a slime and raises it with care until it takes human form.
Later... he decides to accept her.
But she refuses: There are too many complications between species. Don’t bother me.
A moon-bright girl named after a weapon keeps asking the hat rack what love is.
Later... he decides to accept her.
But she refuses: There’s always been someone in my heart.
A pure white demon descends on Sicily and serves the Tenth Generation Boss as his master.
Later... he decides to accept her.
But she refuses: My character settings can actually be changed manually.
The biggest aftereffect of taking them all down at once is probably this: Her highly perceptive older brother keeps thinking there’s a love triangle brewing everywhere. Shuangyue, who is single, reassures him: That’s definitely just your imagination.
After all, what her secret identities do has nothing to do with her, Itadori Shuangyue, right?
Upcoming Novel 2, Fantasy [Dual Rebirth, Sweet Romance]: [Transmigrate Into a Book] I Raised the Male Lead to His Death?!
Upcoming Novel 3, Fantasy Romance [Healing, Redemption]: The Question of How a Slut Can Redeem Herself [Quick Transmigration]
Upcoming Novel 4, Fantasy Romance [Karma, No CP, Quick Transmigration]: Send All the Scumbags to the Crematorium II [Quick Transmigration]
Completed Novel 1, Fantasy Romance [I Cried and Felt Sad, But It Was All an Act]: Send All the Scumbags to the Crematorium [Quick Transmigration]
Theme: Rely on yourself, not others.
This Heavenly Emperor Isn't Bad, But He's Crazy
She's Clearly So Daring, Yet Keeps a Low Profile
It’s Better To Kill The Heart Than To Slap The Face
Burn It All Down, Executives
The Problem of How a Scumbag Woman Can Redeem Herself [Quick Transmigration]
I Raised the Male Lead to Death
Sending Every Scumbag to the Crematorium [Quick Transmigration]
It's always the best to fatten up and then kill him hehe! This ending can be said to be very reasonable. It is impossible for gods to fall in love with humans. It's fundamentally different. It doesn't exist in the same dimension at all. Even if you get it back, you will get tired of it one day. Wouldn't this be even worse? It feels like I got my wish without misfortune. It is gratifying to finally realize my wish after working hard for thousands of years. Although the price of this eternal life may be greater than imagined? Su Nuo's words feel like that's just a convenience? Because you need to extract the magic power, you just packed up the related things and took them away? All in all, all in all, I hope you can have a sweet dream next time! (I also think about the days when I dream every day, woo woo)
This ending is really perfect.
Hum The current heroine is Azathoth, the CEO of A. Men, take over.
I don't know if Fragment will be a BE, but with this plot direction, it feels like it will be difficult to end without a BE – I'll cry first in respect!
So does she accept the memories of every world, oh my god?
The ultimate and impermanent evil from the deepest chaos, boiling and boiling in the center of all infinity, blaspheming all things - Azathoth, the unbridled demon, whose name no tongue dares to shout. In the mysteriously dark halls beyond time, in the midst of the low, frantic beating of the abominable evil drum and the hollow, monotonous howl of the terrifying magic flute, He gnaws hungrily. ——H. P. Lovecraft, "The Dreaming of Kadath" Azathoth is the ruler of the gods and has existed since the beginning of the universe. It exists at the center of the universe, beyond ordinary time and space... Azathoth's will will be quickly realized by Nyarlathotep. (Excerpted from the COC seventh edition rule book) Anyway, here's to the stars for God's return! Also, I want to say that humans who awaken gods are lunatics, and humans who try to use gods are even more lunatic among lunatics. :) After all: The laws, interests and emotions of ordinary humans are completely meaningless in the vast universe. ——H. P. Lovecraft P. S. Actually, according to the original setting of the myth, the only male protagonist(?) Specified in this article should be Nayako~
To be honest, it was a bit scary before watching this. Azatos began to question, is he about to wake up from his dream?
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈死宅大爷
When he woke up, his life span of twelve years was instantly gone. It was so miserable. Xia Youjie was so miserable.
Chuuya, it's not easy, I finally figured it out