In a future interstellar ABO age, monsters run rampant.
Yu Chengfeng has an Alpha's combat strength, a rare talent that appears once in a century. Yet somehow, he's turned a winning hand into a D-rank, self-taught, lazy nobody. Year after year, he barely passes the demon-hunter assessment. If he can lie down, he absolutely will not stand up.
His only goal in life: to slack off.
Until one day, he finds an antique phone from the age of primitive humans. A virtual pet game pops up on the screen.
"Choose a pet type."
Yu Chengfeng decisively picks "War God." He wants a pet that can fight, so he can lounge around even more comfortably in the future.
*
Several months later, a game notification appears:
[Your pet has reached breeding age and is ready to have babies. Choose: asexual or sexual reproduction?]
Yu Chengfeng looks at his pet, who cups his little melon-seed face in his hands, blinks his big eyes, and tilts his head in confusion.
Such a delicate, soft little thing, with not a trace of a "War God's" ferocity...
He can't bring himself to do it. He'll raise him a little longer.
He won't touch him, and he won't let those horny men out there touch him either.
And then...
His little pet goes poof and vanishes.
Who stole the omega I raised?!
*
In a fit of rage, Yu Chengfeng storms into the demon-hunter tournament and beats the elite heirs of prestigious families until they're crying for their mothers.
When he gets home, his phone is still empty.
But behind the bathroom door, a familiar little curl of hair peeks out ever so cautiously.
"What is that?" Yu Chengfeng sneers lazily. "Get out here."
The little curl inches out with tears in his eyes, clutching his stomach.
"But Fengfeng... I'm carrying ten thousand of your babies. If I roll around, I might squash them. QAQ"
One time, and he gets ten thousand babies?!
Yu Chengfeng stares in horror at the little one's belly, which has seemingly appeared out of nowhere.
The next second, the little one opens his coat...
Inside is a little fish tank filled with water.
"The babies are just tiny cells right now," the little one says proudly. "They'll grow up soon~"
And soon they do.
Looking at the ten thousand little elves crammed onto an entire deserted planet, all calling him "Daddy" in unison, Yu Chengfeng falls into deep thought:
How is he supposed to feed this whole family?
They're really about to run out of food at home!
*
Just then, the universe splits open, and a giant monster descends, crushing an entire squad of S-rank demon hunters with one stomp.
Yu Chengfeng slings a sack of little elves over his back and turns to run.
Without warning, a huge hole is punched through the monster's chest.
He slowly turns around.
His own sweet, delicate little wife rubs his fists, eyes brimming with tears.
"It hurts. I want my husband to kiss it better."
Yu Chengfeng: ...
He almost forgot.
His soft, sweet, delicate little wife...
Can really fight.
The strongest, most beloved demon-hunter in history, who pretends to be poor and cowardly, gong (Yu Chengfeng) vs. an adorably clingy, sweet-talking War God shou (Qiu Yin), a dark horse with bizarre tastes who turns fierce in a mother's role
One-on-one
Not actual childbirth
I wrote two chapters in 2024, then went off to do something major. Now that it's done, I'm back to writing. I hope you'll love me again.
Theme: Work hard to support the family, and keep striving forward
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