Gu Xiaofan transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female supporting character, about to be given to the story's biggest villain, the Demon King Xie Zhifei.
She doesn't want to die, but she can't escape, either.
Aside from doing her best to keep her head down under the Demon King's rule,
what else can she do?
As she keeps her head down, she hears rumors from the outside world.
They say the most vicious Demon King has hidden an unparalleled beauty deep inside his palace.
He treasures her like a jewel and never lets her out of his sight.
Gu Xiaofan, the unparalleled beauty: This rumor is ridiculous.
Another rumor says the Demon King is cold-hearted and unfeeling, and that even the most beautiful woman is nothing but a pile of bones to him.
He keeps a beauty locked away in a golden house only because she looks exactly like Lianxing Fairy of the cultivation world.
Xie Zhifei, cold-hearted and unfeeling: This rumor is ridiculous!
Lianxing Fairy: Thanks for asking. I don't know how things got this way, either. I even believed it myself.
Until I almost got killed by the Demon King.
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"Everyone in the Dungeons Is Helping the Green Tea Act":
Tingcha lives up to her name. After years of diligent study, her tea artistry has reached perfection. She's delicate and soft, with alluring eyes, and excels at putting on a coy act and whimpering. Her lifelong ambition is to become a world-famous superstar and top the list of "Women Everyone Wants to Marry."
Then she enters an infinite-flow supernatural horror dungeon and becomes a proud little streamer.
Everyone here is a rough-and-tumble type, all consumed by the struggle to survive. Who has time to look after a fragile green tea girl?
When the evil spirits attack, Tingcha's tea artistry is useless. Everyone flees in panic, and Tingcha is the only one left behind, unable to run fast in her high heels.
As she's about to die beneath the evil spirit's claws, viewers in the livestream begin lamenting and bidding her farewell.
But Tingcha looks around to make sure nobody is watching, then raises a hand and beckons.
A thousand bolts of thunder descend from the heavens, cleansing all evil from the world in an instant.
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Tingcha, a thunderbolt spirit: Whimper, whimper. The evil spirits are so scary. Why can't they be touched by my gentleness and kindness?
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In the dungeons that follow, her teammates are shocked to discover that the terrifying dungeon bosses are all utterly infatuated with a little green tea girl.
Tingcha: The task says I need to get something from you. I'm so cute, so you'll give it to me, right?
Teammate: She dares talk to the boss like that? She's done for.
Boss: Of course! You're such a gentle and adorable lady. We'd do anything for you!
Teammate: ???
Other upcoming novels:
"I Turned Back Into a Cat on My Wedding Day": He doesn't want to marry a cat, until the little kitty meows at him.
"The Glorious Player": As a rich woman, I'm troubled every day by having too many top players in my harem.
"One-Sided Romances with Powerful Men": All the powerful men think I'm secretly in love with them, but actually...
Theme: Protect yourself, look out for others, and do good whenever you can.
Too little!!!! There should be another post-marriage extra episode!!!!
It's getting more and more teay hahahahaha
The original male and female protagonists are so funny, cute, and hilarious
Oh my gosh, he's so good at tea, I love it so much
Ouch, sweet little article!!!! My favorite!!!
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking! Praise, praise, praise!!!
Not bad, cute little cookie
I came here after reading the tweet, hao sweet.
The last sentence, the perfect ending
It's sweet, but the ending is a little rushed.