The blurb for the preorder book Marrying a Disabled Tycoon and Then Getting Caught Out [Book Transmigration] is at the bottom. See the author's page.
Si Ran has just made the list of the world's top ten chefs when, in the blink of an eye, he transmigrates into the body of a poor, pitiful nobody.
To survive, he becomes a food streamer, but... his viewers seem a little strange.
A fire-breathing dragon: "Streamer, streamer, can you make something that will make a dragon furious?"
Drink This and You'll Forget: "Master streamer, what can I put in Meng Po Soup to get rid of the fishy smell and bring out its flavor? Lots of customers complain that my soup tastes awful."
Still Not White Enough Six-Winged Archangel: "God loves all people. Would you make some food that can whiten me? I still feel like my wings aren't white enough."
A certain love interest: "What food can I give my wife?"
Si Ran: ???
Si Ran always thought his viewers just belonged to unusual species, and that was the only thing that set them apart. Until one day, when everyone at the Time-Space Administration surrounded his little restaurant in full tactical gear, he learned the truth:
The smiling archangel working the register was a warmonger who would one day bring three time-space continuums to their knees.
The black dragon breathing little bursts of fire to light the customers' hot pot, and sneaking bites every so often, was the Dark Dragon Demon who had wiped out hundreds of species.
And the man currently hovering close to him, acting all lovey-dovey and occasionally lowering his head to beg for a kiss, was supposedly the leader of all the villains, the head of the Time-Space Administration!
Si Ran: What do I do if I've accidentally gathered every villain in one place?!
The Time-Space Administration staff: Don't look at us, we can't beat them.
For some reason, the food Si Ran cooks has taken on certain effects from the villains, and he becomes an overnight sensation.
Customer one: "The boss's food is amazing! I suddenly turned several shades fairer after eating that angel glutinous rice cake!"
Customer two: "That's nothing. After drinking that Meng Po Soup, my insomnia of several years was cured!!"
Customer three: "You bet! Ever since I ate that fire-breathing barbecue, guess what? My chronic cold legs got better, and climbing to the tenth floor doesn't even tire me out!!!"
A certain love interest: "Hah, that's nothing. Ever since I got together with the boss, my back doesn't... Mm-mm... My body also... Mm-mm... Anyway... mm... I'm very satisfied!!"
Si Ran, covering the man's mouth, face bright red: [blush.jpg]
Customers one, two, and three: Yikes!!!
A serious, beautiful food blogger uke who blushes but keeps a straight face
A handsome, cold-hearted weapon of a seme and head of the administration, with an overwhelming possessive streak
Note: Don't try the food in this story yourself!
Available to preorder:
After ruining his life over celebrity worship, Bo Nan dies and only then discovers he is just an ordinary side character in a book, while the superstar he was madly obsessed with is a Book Transmigration character with a plot cheat sheet and a beloved-by-all persona.
Reborn, Bo Nan marries Luo Peisong to change his fate.
Luo Peisong's legs are paralyzed, leaving him cold-tempered. He is one of the few characters in the book unaffected by Lian Yue.
Besides, the man barely appears in the story, so he seems like an even more insignificant character than Bo Nan. If Bo Nan marries someone like that, he can easily get away if he ever wants a divorce.
Bo Nan thinks everything through, then confidently goes with him to register their marriage.
What Bo Nan doesn't know is that he never finished reading the book, and that this "minor character" has been reborn. He's the most dangerous man in the entire story.
After Bo Nan gets through a life-and-death crisis and prepares to discuss divorce with the man,
he sees him smiling as he takes out two metal chains and says in a gentle voice:
"Darling, do you want the golden cage or the silver one beside it?"
Bo Nan, horrified: "Is... is there another option?"
Luo Peisong chuckles. "Yes. You can choose the cage of love I made myself."
Bo Nan: "..."
Little scene:
Luo Peisong, not long after they get married, is cold and dignified:
"Don't love me. It won't end well."
Much later, Luo Peisong holds a rose in his hand:
"He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not..."
A calculating, disabled tycoon seme
An uke who tries to turn the tables and ends up getting caught out
Theme: Savor delicious food and enjoy a wonderful life. Let's keep working hard together.
The original owner's body is a very embarrassing thing. Will he wake up and sleep with Mr. Fu? There is also this human who likes foxes. I really feel that when he sees sex, he chases the fox fiercely, as if he is beheading. I really feel sorry for the fox's experience. If it is beheading, I hope he will always be devoted to the fox.
Wait! Has the body of the original owner of the other world been lying like that in the hospital?
And is it true that the white fox can't return to its original shape later?
Reliable underage little mermaid
The mermaid has paid a lot for this family hahahahaha
Oh, annoying tasker
Repaying kindness with hatred will result in retribution
Tsk,
I go, this is what I need, I want it too
Want fluffy egg fried rice
Has it been replaced? The little anchor was kidnapped and replaced?
The original owner's body is a very embarrassing thing. Will he wake up and sleep with Mr. Fu? There is also this human who likes foxes. I really feel that when he sees sex, he chases the fox fiercely, as if he is beheading. I really feel sorry for the fox's experience. If it is beheading, I hope he will always be devoted to the fox.
Wait! Has the body of the original owner of the other world been lying like that in the hospital? And is it true that the white fox can't return to its original shape later?
Reliable underage little mermaid
The mermaid has paid a lot for this family hahahahaha
Oh, annoying tasker
Repaying kindness with hatred will result in retribution
Tsk,
I go, this is what I need, I want it too
Want fluffy egg fried rice
Has it been replaced? The little anchor was kidnapped and replaced?