The Cat Gojo Satoru Found Turned into a Person in His Best Friend’s Arms

## Anime-only viewers, beware of spoilers

Seriously, if I've sinned, you can punish me however you want, but why did I have to fall into the Jujutsu Kaisen rabbit hole?

Gege Akutami, what a vicious wielder of the knife!

I was already choking back tears at Volume 0!

From Chapter 76 onward, I was pounding the wall and sobbing!

By Chapter 91, that was it. The story had stabbed me senseless!

Then Chapter 120 came along. Ahhh, another blade in the heart, and I was already dead!

So, even though I know the original story will eventually prove me wrong, I couldn't help writing fanfiction.

And the ending will definitely be the kind of hopelessly cliche one where

world peace reigns, and the high school boys and girls all live happily ever after together.

So how do we dodge Gege's knives and make that ending happen?

After much thought, I figured the strongest pair of best friends at Jujutsu High should just get a cat!

This little kitty understands human speech and is weirdly powerful.

It can go exorcise curses with them, then curl up on their laps to be petted.

That way, when the two best friends are about to part ways over some disagreement, the kitty can rush over, bite the pant leg of the high school boy who's leaving, and meow on behalf of the other one:

"Don't go! Stay!"

Oh, and the kitty is really strong, not just in combat but also in curiosity.

When the two best friends' juniors go on a mission, it secretly follows them.

So even when the intel is wrong, the two juniors still make it back safe and sound with the kitty there.

Finally, with a wish-fulfillment setup this powerful, you can probably tell what this story is really about: just wanting to ( ) that.

So after indulging in the 2006 Jujutsu High, we'll definitely switch to 2018 and meet Yuji, Megumi, and Nobara.

After the kitty meows, "Mahito, die!" we'll also pop into a few other classic old series, like Hunter x Hunter and Inuyasha, as well as popular anime of the moment, like Bungo Stray Dogs and Demon Slayer.

Anyway, there will definitely be OOC moments, a ton of headcanons, and plenty of plot holes. Sometimes a landmine that makes you curl up in discomfort will go off without warning. I hope you enjoy reading, but if anything makes you uncomfortable, don't hesitate. Run!

Theme: It's simply a gentle, cozy piece of fanfiction.