A magical academy bringing together all kinds of wondrous creatures from every corner of the world! From gods, angels, and elves to demons, vengeful spirits, and restless ghosts, it has everything you could imagine, offering every student a warm, open, accepting, wonderful home~ Come enroll in droves, mwah!
That's what the promotional material says.
But the truth is...
As the academy's only utterly useless, hopelessly weak, delicious human morsel, you are drenched in cold sweat beneath your classmates' hungry, covetous, malicious, and indifferent stares.
"He smells so good!"
You hear them whispering.
"Pluck him, skin him, debone him, then make soup!"
Your pupils shake with terror, and your legs tremble as you open your skill panel, your only hope of staying alive...
[Secret Technique: Sweet-Talking Lv. 0]
...Is this really my only skill!?
Damn.
Reader's guide:
1. As the blurb says, this is written in first person. The protagonist is a hardworking wisecracker. You really do have it rough.
2. Everyone is crazy. It may include unconventional forms of love-hate relationships (?), forced romance (??), rekindled love (???), and other strange elements. In short, this is a very strange story.
Theme: Survive against all odds! You can do it!
