[Wuxia Crossover] Immortal, Wait a Moment

Chu Liuxiang stole a white jade beauty, but before he could fence it, he saw the statue open its eyes and say that it had received offerings of incense and would attain immortality after a hundred years of cultivation. Then it bowed to him and floated away. Chu Liuxiang thought he must be dreaming.

The capital had been downright strange lately. Zhui Ming said he had been feeling a little weak. For some reason, his house was always spotless these days, as if someone had been cleaning it for him. But when he asked around, he found that nobody had. The little white rabbit on the windowsill just smiled and said nothing.

Little skit:

Qi Shaoshang: Today, I would like to become sworn brothers with you, Brother Ling. We need not be born on the same day, month, or year, but let us die on the same day, month, and year.

Ling Yunqing: ... Silence.

System: A friendly reminder from the System: the Heavenly Dao has to verify your oath.

Ling Yunqing (strained): Take out the part about dying on the same day. Otherwise, I'm worried you won't be able to die.

Qi Shaoshang: ? Ling Yunqing looked at the age displayed on the System screen and suddenly didn't know what to say.

Qi Shaoshang: Then, Brother Ling, how old are you?

Ling Yunqing (strained): I'm 260,000 years old this year.

Qi Shaoshang: ...

Witness: Silence.

The slightly more serious version: I could accept transmigrating into a strange world just from playing a game, but Ling Yunqing stared at his own enormous account and fell silent. And now the worlds had merged? He needed to calm down. Wait, what was this, some kind of Mary Sue plot?

Theme: The merging and clashing of different worldviews