With My Wife, I'll Crush the Three Realms and Stand Unbeaten

Qin Zheng is an ace special forces soldier who made his way through sheer ability. He took a bullet to the liver while saving someone. Literally: the bullet exploded in his liver, killing him on the spot.

Then he found himself perfectly unharmed in a hospital, frowning as he pondered the meaning of life.

Why was he still alive?

Before he could figure it out, the kid he'd saved, named Meng Lingge, latched onto him, saying that to repay him for saving his life, he'd offer himself to Qin Zheng.

Qin Zheng: I'm straight!!

Meng Lingge is a powerful big shot in the ghost realm, unbeatable when it comes to thrashing monsters. By chance, he obtained a body in the human world. Just as he was merging with it, a soldier who perfectly matched his tastes took a bullet to the liver while saving him.

To save the man, Meng Lingge had no choice but to give him all his soul core and soul power. As the price, from then on he could only cultivate by taking the form of a palm-sized ghost spirit and staying by the man's side.

In the hospital room,

Meng Lingge, the pitiful little thing on the surface but a powerful big shot in the ghost realm in reality, decisively abandons his dignity in order to regain his formidable power. With wide, watery eyes, he plaintively tells Qin Zheng how "sad" he is to have nowhere to go.

Qin Zheng, his body "hard," his heart straight, surrenders without the slightest resistance.

He takes in the pitiful little thing he saved.

King Meng of the Ghost Realm: Straight? Heh~

After taking Meng Lingge in, Qin Zheng finds that his life has suddenly turned into a collection of bizarre ghost stories.

The house is full of dead souls whispering all kinds of gossip. They're especially full of praise for Qin Zheng's masculine attributes, saying they've never seen one so big.

Qin Zheng's temples throb. Hallucinations, these must all be hallucinations. That part of him doesn't need praise, especially not from ghosts he's "imagined." He probably has post-traumatic symptoms after dying once. Everyone in the military has training in this stuff. Qin Zheng books an appointment with a top psychologist.

Psychologist: Your psychological resilience is excellent and your mind is strong. Apart from the possibility that you might be gay, there's absolutely nothing wrong with you. I suggest you try dating a man.

Qin Zheng: Quack.

Whenever he goes out, all kinds of bizarre monsters follow him: dogs with wings, cats with human faces, and even some weird bird with two heads.

Qin Zheng viciously stomps the three-headed hound barking at him and tells himself it's a delusion. That last mission must have messed up his brain. Qin Zheng books an appointment for a top-tier psychiatric evaluation.

Test results: Your mental health is excellent and your mind is active. Apart from an excess of dopamine and hormones, everything is normal. We suggest dating a man and finding regular relief.

Qin Zheng: Useless hospital.

The pocket-sized King Meng of the Ghost Realm clinging to Qin Zheng laughs so hard he nearly splits apart~

Later...

A legend spreads through the world of metaphysics: A newly emerged badass who knows no talismans or spells and understands nothing about feng shui or geomancy teams up with a palm-sized ferocious ghost god to clear every mission ranked S or above on the paranormal investigation bureau's board. All ghosts and monsters flee in terror at the mere mention of his name. Even the little ghosts stop crying at night when they hear it.

From then on, this saying is passed around the ghost realm:

Ghosts have always scared people, but now people scare ghosts. Meet Qin Zheng once and you lose your whole life; meet Lingge twice and you won't have another life. If only our parents had given us two more legs, we might outrun the underworld messengers, even if we still couldn't outrun those two fiends.

All the ghosts: If we can't outrun them, they'll beat us to death! Sob, sob, sob~

An unconventional, violent, ruthless gong x a seemingly pitiful but actually ruthless, scheming big shot of the ghost realm shou

1. One-on-one, happy ending, both pure, devoted to each other, each other's one and only. A sweet story with the occasional silly moment.

2. This is an alternate modern setting. The government ranks and titles, police equipment, and so on are a mash-up of Chinese and American TV dramas and have little to do with reality, so don't let them mislead you.

Upcoming fantasy danmei, gong lead: My Lover Has Seventy-Two Adorable Forms

When Zong Yan opened his eyes again, he had been reborn on the day before his eighteenth birthday.

On this day, the abyss invaded, spiritual qi revival began, supernatural powers awakened, a golden age of cultivation arrived, and the world came to an end...

In his previous life, Zong Yan used "acting" to create the beginning of a path to godhood through faith. He wanted to find humanity its one and only way to survive under the watchful eyes of evil gods. But the evil gods' followers drove him to the point where everyone turned against him. His family was destroyed, and he became a test subject, buried underground as "fertilizer," unable to live or die.

Shi Wei, the true young master of the Zong family, had been switched at birth and raised in a poor household for eighteen years. He sacrificed his life and soul to give Zong Yan the chance to start over.

Now Zong Yan was back on "that day."

He stared into the mirror and laughed with a savage grin.

This time, the blade of "fate" was in his hands, and he could savor the exquisite taste of "revenge" to his heart's content.

But first, he had to find his wife.

Gong and shou skit one:

A moonless night, perfect for murder.

Shi Wei, captured as a hostage, stares in terror as Zong Yan, the superstar hailed as the nation's dream man and a titan of the entertainment world, kills his kidnappers one by one with his bare hands, checking each one and finishing them off to make sure they're dead. It's a bloody, horrifying, brutal scene straight out of a live-action serial killer show.

How terrifying!!

He's going to die!!

When Zong Yan approaches Shi Wei, covered head to toe in blood, he sees a terrified little fool, frozen with fear and convinced he's about to be killed to keep him quiet.

Zong Yan deliberately gives him a savage grin and walks over. He crouches down and leans toward the little fool...

He sees that instead of recoiling in fear, the little fool leans forward, craning his neck and staring at him with wide eyes. When Zong Yan gets as close as he can, the little fool even closes his eyes...

So cute. I want to kiss him.

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When Zong Yan approaches Shi Wei, covered head to toe in blood, Shi Wei's heart pounds wildly and he looks utterly terrified.

He knows Zong Yan's secret. He's definitely going to be killed to keep him quiet, definitely.

He sees Zong Yan crouch down and lean toward him...

Shi Wei's eyes go wide as Zong Yan's face fills his vision...

He's going to die. He's going to be killed to keep him quiet...

Shi Wei instinctively shuts his eyes...

Then he hears Zong Yan's deep, rich laughter.

Shi Wei opens his eyes, his whole body turning scarlet with embarrassment. He could practically dig a three-bedroom apartment out of the ground with his toes. Inside, he screams, No, no, no! He didn't! He wasn't! He never once wanted Zong Yan to kiss him!! Absolutely not!!

Gong and shou skit two:

"What's my shapeshifting ability?"

Shi Wei looks at Zong Yan in confusion.

Zong Yan shows Shi Wei a picture of a teacup rabbit on his phone.

"Imagine you're one of these."

Shi Wei gives him a look that says, Are you freaking kidding me?

Then, with a poof, all that remains where he stood are Shi Wei's clothes and a bulge squirming beneath them.

When Zong Yan lifts up the clothes and lets out the little teacup rabbit,

the pure-white bunny bursts into tears. Its four legs scramble wildly as it rushes toward Zong Yan, scampers up his arm to his neck, then clings to him and wails. In a voice only the two of them can hear, it cries in total despair, I'm a rabbit now~~ Am I never going to turn back into a person? This is so scary~~ Help~~ Zong Yan, save me~~

Zong Yan tries to hold back, but can't, and gives him a few pets.

The rabbit's face on Shi Wei's shoulder splits into three.

Because Shi Wei makes an even more horrifying discovery: he freaking has false pregnancy symptoms now~~

Modern spiritual qi revival story

One-on-one, both pure, devoted to each other, each other's one and only in both their past and present lives.

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