Mo Qing (top) vs. He Zhitang (bottom), childhood friends
Not a groveling romance
"My heart was set on the bright moon, but the moon shines on a ditch instead.", Gao Ming, The Tale of the Pipa, Yuan Dynasty
"You'll fall into that ditch sooner or later."
The day He Zhitang caught his boyfriend cheating, a downpour began. After walking in the rain for half an hour, he somehow ended up at Mo Qing's home, and the two of them inexplicably slept together.
The next day, Mo Qing said, "What happened yesterday was just an accident. Don't take it to heart. After all these years, how are you still so stupid?"
Not long after, He Zhitang posted on his social media: My fiance dumped me. Why does nobody ever want me? :)
Mo Qing appeared at his door three minutes later. "I need to get married for appearances. Would you be willing to work with me?"
He Zhitang's brows shot up like a pair of knives. "I was just joking. You took it seriously? After all these years, how are you still so stupid?"
Theme: To win what you love, you must use proper means.