I Really Didn't Mean to Be the Villain!

- A melodramatic comedy featuring a spoiled young lady as the bottom and a wolfish younger man as the top - My next novel is "We’ve Switched Tops, So Who Needs a White Moonlight?", a silly little sweet treat. Check out my author page and please add it to your collection~ Tang Mingxi transmigrates into a novel about a useless male lead who rises to success, becoming the male lead’s first wife. In the novel, the first wife humiliates and torments the male lead, beating him until he finally breaks her arms and legs and throws her into the sea, where a school of sharks tears her apart. Tang Mingxi, newly transmigrated: ...Obviously, I need to cling to the male lead while I still can! Treat him well, feed him, buy him clothes, and become the white moonlight in his heart! But then: “Reporting to Young Master Tang, Ye Heng has been kneeling in the blizzard for a day and a night!” “Reporting to Young Master Tang, Ye Heng has been hanging outside the gate for three days and three nights!” “Reporting to Young Master Tang, Ye Heng has gone to see that little tramp Tang Nuo again!” #IsThereReallyNoWayToSaveMe# Blurb 2 At Qingluo Bay, Tang Mingxi and Tang Nuo are kidnapped at the same time. The kidnappers point a gun at Tang Mingxi. Behind him are towering cliffs and a swirling deep-sea maelstrom. “Young Master Ye, choose one: your wife or your lover.” Tang Mingxi’s lips tremble. “Ye Heng, I can’t swim.” Ye Heng lifts his eyelids, indifferent. “Tang Nuo, come here.” He doesn’t even look at Tang Mingxi. Despairing, Tang Mingxi jumps off the cliff and is swallowed by the sea. In his final moments, he sees Ye Heng freeze in shock, then stare at him with eyes wide with anguish. Much later, someone sees the all-powerful chairman of the Ye Group in Yunjing trembling on his knees, calling his first wife’s name over and over, his expression crazed, tears of blood in every cry. And yet... Tang Mingxi, who swims twenty kilometers after jumping into the sea and makes it to shore, is overwhelmed with tears of joy. “Hahahahahaha! I’m finally free!” #FakingYourDeathFeelsGreatAndItKeepsFeelingGreat# #WhoeverWantsToBeMrsYeCanHaveTheJobImDone# * “Is your heart made of stone?” top x “That’s right, my heart is made of stone” bottom * A gloomy, possessive mad-dog top x a carefree, sunny young lady bottom * A bittersweet, silly comedy. No angst. [[Next Novel, Coming Soon: I Really Do Want a Divorce]] Blurb: - A silly, post-marriage sweet comedy featuring a spoiled young lady as the bottom In three years of marriage, Sheng Mingzhi and Lu Jiayan have barely seen each other. One is a workaholic CEO who went overseas to expand the business. The other is a D-list nobody constantly trending for scandalous gossip. Their couple photos are all photoshopped. Their marriage is held together by sheer force of conviction. One day, the old man celebrates his birthday. The plastic couple have no choice but to fly back to Yunjing together. At the banquet, Sheng Mingzhi affectionately leans on his brother-in-law’s shoulder. “Honey, long time no see. I missed you =3=” Lu Jiayan gazes tenderly at his wife’s younger brother. “It’s been so long. Did you get plastic surgery?” The secretary awkwardly reminds him, “Mr. Lu, you’ve got the wrong person.” The agent covers his face in despair. “Mingzhi, that’s not your husband.” - The people involved are just freaking embarrassed. #WeKnewYourRelationshipWasFakeButNotThisFake# #MixingUpSomeone’sGenderIsRidiculousAsHell# Lu Jiayan: “Isn’t plastic surgery popular in showbiz? It’s normal for me to get you mixed up.” Sheng Mingzhi: “Well, thanks. But if you’d put in even a little effort, you’d know gender reassignment has never been a trend in showbiz :)” Blurb 2 Sheng Mingzhi is known as the top pretty face in Chinese entertainment. After three years in the industry without a single work to his name, he returns to being a nobody. His Weibo is mostly about showing off his wealth, and his antis have plenty to say: [Tired of searching for pictures on Baidu? Remember to remove the watermark next time.] [Once you’re done taking pictures with that borrowed Hermes, give it back to its owner.] [It’s not easy to gather this many fakes all at once.] [Stop posing in front of someone else’s luxury car. It’s embarrassing.] The most-liked comment became a favorite among his antis. Mingzhi stands before the five-hundred-million-dollar yacht “Princess,” smiling brightly. [I’m dying. I’ve seen people show off, but never this ridiculously. Does anyone really not know that Princess was the wedding gift Shengjia’s CEO Lu Jiayan gave his wife?] Months later, the official Weibo account of Shengjia Group reposts the comment: [I’m dying. Does anyone really not know that Mr. Sheng Mingzhi is the chairman’s wife?] The next second, it’s trending nationwide. * Sharp-tongued, foul-mouthed CEO x Chinese entertainment’s number-one spoiled brat * Each other’s first love, sweet romance, a post-marriage love story~ Clarifications: 1. [The pinned Weibo post at @ChaimenTingwenDogsBark contains a statement, apology, clarification, and the outcome regarding the incident involving harassment of medical staff. Harassing medical staff is shameful and despicable. I absolutely do not support it, and I am not trying to whitewash it.] 2. [I’ve clarified this countless times: I’m not a shrimp (if I were, I’d never make any money), and I’m not a fan. (If I were a fan, my favorite would be doomed.) I’ve never followed XZ, never spent a cent, and only posted one related Weibo in January, which I deleted as soon as I realized the issue. I stopped following that artist before anything happened on February 27, after losing interest in them on February 27. And of course, I didn’t follow them after the 227 incident. Please stop harassing me and my readers.] 3. [The novel is not based on anyone.] 4. [I wrote the blurb myself. Please don’t accuse me of plagiarism without evidence.] Theme: Stay optimistic in your interactions with others