The Greatest Ham in the Universe

Pei Lining was the ultimate powerhouse in the quick transmigration worlds.

Over the years, she had fought zombies, piloted mechs, wielded flying swords, and cast spells. At last, she got her wish and quit by grabbing the System by the throat.

Unexpectedly, she transmigrated into the body of a drama queen actress who spent all day picking fights and putting others down.

Pei Lining: Fine. Life is a stage, and everything depends on your acting skills.

With her drama queen persona, Pei Lining thrived in the entertainment industry.

On a haunted-house escape variety show, all the guests scattered in terror. Pei Lining glanced at the female "ghost's" wig on the floor, then... joined the NPCs and escaped successfully.

Haters: ? How is this not at all what we imagined?!

Pei Lining: Just another day at the office. Don't make a fuss.

On a wilderness survival variety show, Pei Lining first shouted at a wolf spider, "I'm so scared!" Not long after... she expressionlessly pulled out homemade explosives and tossed them, successfully protecting everyone.

Director: ? Say again that you're scared?

Pei Lining: I really am scared, okay? QAQ

During a pilot-experience variety show, a senior who rested on his laurels tried to make Pei Lining complete his training for him. Pei Lining readily agreed, then pulled hard... and snapped his parachute's ripcord.

Viewers: ? How the hell is that even possible?

Pei Lining: Sorry, I was born strong.

Just as her reputation began to improve, her disciples from other worlds arrived too, and one after another, rumors and scandals about her started spreading.

A marketing account revealed that she was acting intimately with a top-tier star, shocking his fans.

Weibo crashed, all because the media photographed her dining with an heir to a powerful conglomerate.

Paparazzi snapped photos, only to discover that the genius scholar who had taken the internet by storm was watching a movie with her.

Even the mixed-race movie star who lived abroad was found repeatedly traveling to China to meet Pei Lining.

As the entire internet erupted, all four big shots said at once: ?

What's wrong with visiting my master?

[Reader's note:

1. This story is set only in the modern entertainment industry. It will not depict the heroine's earlier experiences in the apocalypse, interstellar, xianxia, or Western fantasy worlds.

2. Updated daily. Update time is not fixed. I'll post a leave notice if anything comes up.]

Theme: Work hard to live your own life, and be the main character of your own story.