I Have Everything You Want

"Hello, I'm a power merchant from the endless sea of stars. I'm currently only Lv. 8, but I hope my power-giving can help you, even just a little."

"Oh, you're Akutagawa Ryunosuke! Ah, the anime's Hound of the Mafia. I get it! (⊙o⊙) Are you still struggling over a man, working tirelessly to earn the approval of the person you admire, even putting your most precious family second for his sake?"

"You don't have to worry anymore. I'm an experienced power merchant. Hound of the Mafia? Akutagawa Ryunosuke, I've met countless versions of you. I understand you better than you think. This is what you're missing: the treasure every Hound of the Mafia dreams of, the one that can fulfill all your obsessions and take your life to a wonderful world you never dared imagine!"

"Drink up!"

The Hound of the Mafia's hands trembled as he picked up the red box. At that moment, he ignored the round face with big eyes printed on it and downed the white milk in one go.

[Forget-Dazai Milk]: Makes you forget a specific person [Dazai Osamu] and tidily resolves all related emotional information. Exclusively for Hound of the Mafia Akutagawa Ryunosuke. Customer satisfaction: 100% (from Hound of the Mafia Akutagawa Ryunosuke after use).

Leaving behind an Akutagawa Ryunosuke who had forgotten Dazai, the power merchant cheerfully departed that world. Without even turning around, he knew that when the man reached the end of his life, he'd give him a glowing review in the world ratings. The reviews written by Hound of the Mafia Akutagawa Ryunosuke as a customer were sooooo eye-catching. My peers' reviews are going to be overshadowed again. My, my.

Theme: Miracles do exist. It just depends on whether you can seize the opportunity