My new novel, "Are You My Childhood Friend?" (The Ex-Wife-Chasing Crematorium), is now updating!
As the textbook example of a business marriage, Lu Yunzhuang and Wen Shitang had a spectacular wedding, and a divorce that was... earth-shattering.
Rumor had it the two had fought in public over their divorce, thrown flowerpots across the negotiating table, and brought their respective legal teams to argue over who owned an ashtray.
ROUND 1
Lu Yunzhuang: "The oil painting on the living room wall was bought by me in Paris. It's a masterpiece by a famous artist, priceless."
Wen Shitang's expression was mild. "I commissioned the frame from a craftsman whose skills have been passed down through ten generations. It's made of rosewood and joined with traditional mortise-and-tenon work."
The lawyers on both sides smiled professionally. Very good, both were respectable people. They could part ways in peace.
ROUND 2
Wen Shitang lifted his chin slightly, looking down at him. "I bought your tie."
Lu Yunzhuang took off the tie and tossed it on the table with a cold smile. "I believe your white shirt was a gift from my mother last year."
Wen Shitang shot back, "Mr. Lu's trousers were apparently made by my family's tailor."
The lawyer wiped his sweat and tried to smooth things over. "You were husbands, after all. Please calm down and divorce civilly. Civilly."
"I'm taking the bedside lamp."
"Fine! But the sofa is mine!"
"Be my guest. The Italian dinnerware in the kitchen is mine."
"The blanket on the dressing-room sofa is mine! And I made the swallow's nest under the eaves, too."
"The embroidered pillowcases in the bedroom are mine. Also, those swallows haven't come back in three years since you made the nest."
"That's because you fed them turkey! Someone as clueless about daily life as you could never raise a child properly, so custody of the child..." Lu Yunzhuang abruptly stopped, tugged at a tie that was no longer there, and composedly straightened his immaculate clothes. "Never mind, we don't have a child."
The lawyers on both sides of the table looked horrified and began to question their entire careers.
Lu Yunzhuang had always thought Wen Shitang, who had treated him with polite respect for seven years, was an aloof, devoted wife. It wasn't until they divorced that he realized it had all been an act.
The divorce brings no satisfaction. The remarriage is a crematorium.
Before we parted, I never knew that we had once been in love.
Free-spirited, carefree top x proud, obsessive beauty bottom
Married first, fall in love later; old flames rekindle; melodramatic angst galore; happy ending. Please don't hold this novel to excessively high moral standards.
New novel blurb:
Top idol Ji Youxin is an omega with an inability to detect pheromones. Although his own pheromones have a 99.9% compatibility rate, he can't detect anyone else's pheromones.
Ji Youxin has a secret: he has a "tail." Whenever he likes someone, he can't help brushing them with it. Only the person who loves him can see it.
As an alpha whose pheromones are incompatible with 99.9% of people, award-winning actor Yu Shaoxian is constantly hounded about his love life. At an awards ceremony, fans even unfurled a banner on the spot: "Let's all pay attention to lonely celebrities and solve the actor's single status, for a harmonious, friendly entertainment industry!"
His doctor friend says, "Trust me, even if he isn't ill, he'll be alone for life."
One day, it was announced that the two would star in a new drama together. Onlookers froze for a second, then burst into thunderous applause. "Now that's a match made in heaven! Don't move, we're bringing the marriage bureau over right now!"
Ji Youxin's fans: "We approve of this marriage!"
Yu Shaoxian's fans: "Our daughter-in-law has arrived!"
Amid this uproar, a new, wildly popular celebrity ship was born.
Half a month after filming began, Ji Youxin appeared at an event and publicly dissed Yu Shaoxian.
Netizens: "He says one thing but means another. He's definitely fallen for him!"
Another day, Yu Shaoxian gave an interview and bluntly said he wasn't interested in pretty faces, adding that people should stop trying to pair them up.
Netizens: "You're wearing his fan color! You're so in love with him!"
Yu Shaoxian: "..."
Ji Youxin: "..."
Ji Youxin's view of himself: A six-foot-tall, iron-blooded real man. A versatile, all-around idol, that's me!
Yu Shaoxian's view of Ji Youxin: A flashy, useless pretty boy.
His fans' view of Ji Youxin: "Baby, Mommy loves you!"
(A real man's angry roar sounds in the background: "Don't call me baby!")
Award-winning actor Yu Shaoxian, who has never had a dating scandal, promoted a ship, or played up his public image, and idol Ji Youxin are forced together as a couple. Each thinks the other is probably a little unhinged.
At first, the proud idol declared, "I'd rather die, jump off this building and die outside than get together with Yu Shaoxian!"
Until one day, his tail couldn't resist brushing against Yu Shaoxian...
Yu Shaoxian stared at him for a full fifteen seconds. "What's that?"
Ji Youxin: This is the end of me.
When you were young, you were willful, spoiled, and fearless. Now, when you look back after all these years, is the person who stayed by your side, protected you, cared for you, and waited for you to grow up still there?
Aloof, chaste, emotionless, hates pretty faces, hates watching people act cute, old-fashioned actor top (not really) x proud, clingy, spoiled-by-favor idol bottom who grows from a pretty face into a genuine talent
1v1, happy ending
Although this is an entertainment-industry novel, it is not based on real people! Not based on real people! Not based on real people!
Theme: People learn to love through sacrifice, self-loathing, separation, and hatred.
This book should be the first book that made me cry this year. When I was at home due to the epidemic the year before last, I also cried while reading the big movie "Under the Skin".
I really feel that Dada's writing has great appeal. Although Dada said this is a bloody article, I think it is quite true.
Because I myself have had such an experience, but it didn't end so well. I fell in love with him like a moth to a flame, never caring about the consequences. Until that day I chose to let go. I left that city and came to live in a strange city again. If there were no accidents, maybe I would just go on like this alone.
I never regretted falling in love with him, nor did I ever think about what he owed me. Being with him, I feel more happy than painful. I enjoy it like a cake.
I didn't read some of the plots in the middle, but I could probably guess them, and I didn't want to kill myself, so I didn't buy them. I basically bought the rest of them, they were really good. The chapters in the parallel world were obviously quite sweet, but for some reason I felt a little sad. I'm really happy to come across this book during this year's epidemic prevention and control period.
It's really sad. I cried for a long time after reading this novel. I felt that Tangtang was too humble and just paid silently. Gong felt that although he fell in love with him later, he gave too little compared to Tangtang, but they were really sweet in the end. . . So uncomfortable
Finish spreading flowers?
Wuli Shatangtang loves someone not just by giving silently, but also by asking for it~ Such desperate love is really heartbreaking, but it also has problems~
Mr. Lu, the silly dog, actually liked Tangtang in the past seven years. Although Lu Gou, a big fool, had only paid a little attention in the past seven years, he would not have missed discovering Tangtang's sincerity. But Idiot Lu really never thought about it too much, even though he was leaning towards Tangtang in terms of behavior. But Tangtang's blind dedication will also make him unable to see Mr. Lu's heart clearly. Because Tangtang subconsciously believed that Mr. Lu would not respond to his love, a lot of his efforts were hidden too deeply.
There are too many mistakes, misunderstandings and coincidences. Although there are plot settings, the final choice is to combine the characters of the two protagonists. Just like in the end, it is necessary to break through the barrier between two people through running-in in order to achieve perfection.
Spread flowers spread flowers
When two people are together, the most important thing is communication, communicate more with each other, and understand each other's thoughts. You must not give or be moved by yourself alone. You must also pay more attention to the details of life and not close yourself off. The beauty of life needs to be discovered or created by oneself. How many sweet things are there in life? A lot of bitterness, but what supports us to continue is that little bit of sweetness. For that little bit of sweetness, we go through all the obstacles and move forward steadily towards it.
When you complain about someone else's love, you are most afraid of him letting go
Let it go to yourself, but I want to let it go the most. Hey
If falling in love is like this in the article, then it is really tiring. The purpose of talking is to talk. If you have anything to say, you have to tell it, especially to the person you sleep with. If you speculate at will, it will only increase troubles and suspicions. If you tell it clearly, everyone will be happy, but you have to make two people injured. I really don't understand. Hidden and silently pay. It seems to be for your own good, my good, everyone, but for the uninformed party, when you know everything, people with conscience will feel guilty, and are there really people who only give without asking for anything? Most people don't consciously want to repay or respond when they give (I think this has something to do with the education we receive) From elementary schools and parents, they teach you that you will be rewarded only if you put in the work, and you will be rewarded if you work hard, etc.). Over time, I will feel moved and aggrieved. I feel that I am so good to the other person, but the other person does not understand my feelings. But some people don't understand it even if you don't say it, no matter how you hint. Although I don't like the view of love in the article, the writing style is very good. The emotional progression and psychological portrayal of the characters are very delicate and touching. I like this style of writing very much.
I'm a local dog and I love watching! ! ! ! ! That's great! ! !
Finished spreading flowers! It's bloody but exciting! I like it very much, hahahaha, I burst into tears
What do you mean, the last sentence?
Both of them had problems in their marriage. One is giving silently, the other is ignorantly accepting.
Are You My Sweetheart?
Beneath the Skin: Bonus Chapters
Winning Over the White Moonlight Movie Emperor
The Pheromone Sweetness Principle
Beneath the Skin [Entertainment Industry]
Underworld Affairs Office on Earth
The Treacherous Prince and the Grand Tutor
The Chancellor and the Top Scholar
After a Beta Marries a Heterosexual Alpha with Toxic Masculinity
This book should be the first book that made me cry this year. When I was at home due to the epidemic the year before last, I also cried while reading the big movie "Under the Skin". I really feel that Dada's writing has great appeal. Although Dada said this is a bloody article, I think it is quite true. Because I myself have had such an experience, but it didn't end so well. I fell in love with him like a moth to a flame, never caring about the consequences. Until that day I chose to let go. I left that city and came to live in a strange city again. If there were no accidents, maybe I would just go on like this alone. I never regretted falling in love with him, nor did I ever think about what he owed me. Being with him, I feel more happy than painful. I enjoy it like a cake. I didn't read some of the plots in the middle, but I could probably guess them, and I didn't want to kill myself, so I didn't buy them. I basically bought the rest of them, they were really good. The chapters in the parallel world were obviously quite sweet, but for some reason I felt a little sad. I'm really happy to come across this book during this year's epidemic prevention and control period.
It's really sad. I cried for a long time after reading this novel. I felt that Tangtang was too humble and just paid silently. Gong felt that although he fell in love with him later, he gave too little compared to Tangtang, but they were really sweet in the end. . . So uncomfortable
Finish spreading flowers? Wuli Shatangtang loves someone not just by giving silently, but also by asking for it~ Such desperate love is really heartbreaking, but it also has problems~ Mr. Lu, the silly dog, actually liked Tangtang in the past seven years. Although Lu Gou, a big fool, had only paid a little attention in the past seven years, he would not have missed discovering Tangtang's sincerity. But Idiot Lu really never thought about it too much, even though he was leaning towards Tangtang in terms of behavior. But Tangtang's blind dedication will also make him unable to see Mr. Lu's heart clearly. Because Tangtang subconsciously believed that Mr. Lu would not respond to his love, a lot of his efforts were hidden too deeply. There are too many mistakes, misunderstandings and coincidences. Although there are plot settings, the final choice is to combine the characters of the two protagonists. Just like in the end, it is necessary to break through the barrier between two people through running-in in order to achieve perfection.
Spread flowers spread flowers When two people are together, the most important thing is communication, communicate more with each other, and understand each other's thoughts. You must not give or be moved by yourself alone. You must also pay more attention to the details of life and not close yourself off. The beauty of life needs to be discovered or created by oneself. How many sweet things are there in life? A lot of bitterness, but what supports us to continue is that little bit of sweetness. For that little bit of sweetness, we go through all the obstacles and move forward steadily towards it.
When you complain about someone else's love, you are most afraid of him letting go Let it go to yourself, but I want to let it go the most. Hey
If falling in love is like this in the article, then it is really tiring. The purpose of talking is to talk. If you have anything to say, you have to tell it, especially to the person you sleep with. If you speculate at will, it will only increase troubles and suspicions. If you tell it clearly, everyone will be happy, but you have to make two people injured. I really don't understand. Hidden and silently pay. It seems to be for your own good, my good, everyone, but for the uninformed party, when you know everything, people with conscience will feel guilty, and are there really people who only give without asking for anything? Most people don't consciously want to repay or respond when they give (I think this has something to do with the education we receive) From elementary schools and parents, they teach you that you will be rewarded only if you put in the work, and you will be rewarded if you work hard, etc.). Over time, I will feel moved and aggrieved. I feel that I am so good to the other person, but the other person does not understand my feelings. But some people don't understand it even if you don't say it, no matter how you hint. Although I don't like the view of love in the article, the writing style is very good. The emotional progression and psychological portrayal of the characters are very delicate and touching. I like this style of writing very much.
I'm a local dog and I love watching! ! ! ! ! That's great! ! !
Finished spreading flowers! It's bloody but exciting! I like it very much, hahahaha, I burst into tears
What do you mean, the last sentence?
Both of them had problems in their marriage. One is giving silently, the other is ignorantly accepting.